Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
The bartender looks a little worried, but asks him what would he like. "A cup of boiled water please" "Water? I thought you guys drank blood" "Today I was in the mood for tea", says the vampire while taking out a tampon.
Q: What do you give an elephant with diarrhea? A: Lots of room.
Q: Did you hear about the depressed proctologist? A: He's been feeling down in the dumps.
what is the diffrent between a chicken and a prostute chicken goes cockadoodle do prostute goes any cock will do.
What has 4 legs and one arm? A Doberman in a children’s playground!
If there are two people in an elevator and one of them farts everybody knows who did it.
Q: How can you tell if a bank robber is gay? A: He ties up the safe and blows the guard.
How do you know you're at a bulimic bachelor party? When the cake jumps out of the girl!
What bounces up and down at 100mph? A baby tied to the back of a truck.
Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder? A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!