Joke #8358

Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle? A: A Shih-Tzpoo.

The poop list: -Ghost Poop: You feel the poop come out, but there is no poop in the toilet. -Clean Poop: You poop, it's in the toilet, but there's nothing on the toilet paper. -Second Wave Poop: You're done pooping and you've pulled your pants up to your knees, but something tells you you're not done. -Gassy Poop: Everyone within earshot is giggling. -Corn Poop: Self-explanatory. -Wet Cheeks Poop: (The power dump) Comes out of your butt so fast, your cheeks get splashed with water. -Upper Class Poop: This poop doesn't smell. -The Dangling Poop: This poop refuses to drop, and you just pray that a shake.

There were three nurses in a morgue... They entered a room where they had discovered that there was a dead man laying on the bed with a hard-on. The first nurse was very forward and said, "Wow! I have never seen that before, I can't let that go to waste". After saying this the first nurse sat and rode it. The 2nd nurse did the same. The third nurse explained that she couldn't as she was on her period. After a bit of convincing she eventually rode it. After 3 minutes the man woke up. The Nurses said, "What the hell... You were dead a few minutes ago" The man replied, "yeah I was... But I feel great now I have had two jump starts and a blood transfusion".

What's black, smells and has 17 tits? The bin bags outside the breast cancer ward.

What's the definition of bravery? A man with diarrhea chancing a fart!

What do gays call hemorrhoids ? Speed bumps.

Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.

Q: What do you call a Puerto Rican midget? A: A spec.

What is the difference between a blonde and a toilet? After you use a toilet it doesn't follow you around for three days.

Laughing is always good except when you have diarrhea.

What is more disgusting than a pile of 100 dead babies? One live one in the middle is eating its way out.