Q: What do you call a Shih-Tzu mixed with a poodle?
A: A Shih-Tzpoo.
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What does a cannibal eat with cheese?
Pickled organs.
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When is the best time to bury that baby you killed?
When it starts talking to you again.
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I was having a shit in the train toilet today, when some bloke knocked on the door.
He said, "Can I see your ticket please?"
"Not right now" I shouted, "I'm having a shit!"
He said, "I don't believe you, can you pass it under the door?"
"No problem," I said, sliding it under. "The yellow bits are sweetcorn."
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Q: What compliment do you NOT want from a midget?
A: Wow! Your hair smells good!
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A little old man who's hard of hearing goes to see the doctor. As he can't hear very well, he takes his wife with him.
The doctor examines the man and then says, "Hmm, I think we need to take a stool sample, a urine sample and a sperm sample."
The old man turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"
The wife replies, "He said he wants your underwear."
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When I reached bus stop I saw a pretty blonde who was gazing me.
First I supposed perhaps she loves me so I also watched her and twinkled her.
Then I understood she has farted and is looking me in order whether I would feel or not.
Why did the zombie baby cross the road?
He was stapled to the chicken.
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How many babies does it take to paint a house?
Depends how hard you throw them.
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What's red and sits in a corner?
A baby playing with a razor blade.
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Q: What's the difference between hockey player and hippie girl?
A: Hockey player will take shower after 3 periods.
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