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Virginity like bubble, one prick all gone.
Did you hear about the gay guy that's on the patch?
He's down to four butts a day.
Have you ever seen the serial number on a condom?
No?
Oh sorry, you must not have to roll it down that far.
Johny came crying.
Dad: "What happened?"
Johny: "Today at class when we got up from our seats for prayer, Rita, who sits in front of us, had her skirt stuck between her ass, seeing that my bench mate pulled it out."
Dad: "That's bad, but why you are crying?"
Johny: "I knew that's bad, so I pushed it back into her ass and she slapped me."
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Q: What is Moby Dick's dad's name?
A: Papa Boner
A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm.
He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'."
His wife says, "That's a duck."
He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
I like your style
I like your class
but most of all i like your ass.
A man was fishing and he caught a crocodile.
The crocodile told him, "Please let me go.
I'll grant you any wish you desire."
The man said, "Okay.
I wish my balls could touch the ground."
So the crocodile bit his legs off.
Dear Husband,
I have been feeling really dirty lately. Please do me.
Love, Dishes