A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
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Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?
For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.
Women are like parking spaces, normally all the good ones are taken.
So, occasionally, when no one's looking, you have to stick it in a disabled one.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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The woman seated herself in the psychiatrists office.
"What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked.
"Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac."
"I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour."
"That’s not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
A Rolls Royce pulls up in to an expensive restaurant.
A sheik emerges, followed by a harem of women and a rooster.
After ordering for himself and his harem, the sheik requests a basket of apples for the rooster.
The rooster proceeds to eats three baskets of apples.
The waiter asks the sheik about the voracious appetite of the rooster.
The sheik explains, "A genie granted me three wishes. My first wish was to have an endless supply of money. My second wish was to have many beautiful women. And my third wish was to have an insatiable cock."
I pray for:
Wisdom, To understand a man.
Love, To forgive him and;
Patience, For his moods.
Because if I pray for Strength
I'll just beat him to death.
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
Question: What do you call a woman with two brain cells?
Answer: Pregnant.
I like my women like my morning coffee, falling off the roof of my car as I peel out of a gas station parking lot.