Did you hear about the guy who finally figured out women? He died laughing before he could tell anybody.
Teacher: "Ramu, you talk a lot !" Ramu: "It's a family tradition". Teacher: "What do you mean?" Ramu: "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher". Teacher: "What about your mother?" Ramu: "She's a woman".
Why did God create man before woman? He didn't want any advice!
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
What's the difference between a white naked woman and a black naked woman? The white girl is seen in Playboy and the black chick is seen on National Geographic.
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world? A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Boy: "Do you like parties?" Girl: "Yes, why?" Boy: "Well then jump in my pants and have a ball!"
How many women does it take to change a light bulb? 11, 10 to form a committee and 1 to get her boyfriend to do it..
Q: How big is a Republican-size bed? A: Wide enough for the man, the woman, and the ten-foot pole.
A lady at a party goes up to Winston Churchill and tells him, "Sir, you are drunk." Churchill replies, "Madam, you are ugly. In the morning, I shall be sober."
Q. What do you call a woman who knows where her husband is every night? A. A widow.