A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he wants.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t want.
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I like my women how I like my laptop.
Sat on my lap, turned on & completely virus free.
GOD said, Adam, I want you to do something for me.
Gladly, Lord, replied Adam.
What do you want me to do?
Go down into the valley.
Whats a valley? asked Adam.
God explained to him, then said, Cross the river.
Whats a river?
God explained it to him, and then continued, Go over the hill
.
Whats a hill?
God explained to Adam what a hill was, then said, On the other side of the hill, you will find a cave.
Whats a cave?
After God explained, he said, In the cave you will find a woman.
Adam asked, Whats a woman?
So God explained that to him too. He continued, I want you to reproduce.
How do I do that?
Jeez, God muttered under his breath. He then sighed and explained the birds and the bees to Adam. He
liked that concept very much, so he went down into the valley, across the river, over the hill and into the
cave where he found a woman.
A little while later, Adam returned and asked God, Whats a headache?
Question: How many men does it take to open a beer?
Answer: None. It should already be open by the time she brings it.
Do you know why women aren't allowed in space?
To avoid scenarios like: "Houston, we have a problem!"
"What is the problem?"
"Yeah, great, pretend like you don't know what I'm talking about!"
Q: Why did the girl spread peanut butter on the road?
A: To go with the traffic jam!
MOVIE RATINGS EXPLAINED:
G: Nobody gets the girl.
PG: The good guy gets the girl.
R: The bad guy gets the girl.
X: Everybody gets the girl!
Q: Who is the most skillful goal keeper in the world?
A: All women; they never allow any ball enters.
Pal: "My advice for your date is, make her think you're well travelled, girls love it!"
Me: "Guess how many buses it took me to get here."
Lady goes to her doc.
"Doc, I have quite the problem. I can't control my gas. All day long I'm farting and farting. The only good news is they are the 'silent but deadly' type.
The Doc pauses for a moment and replies, "first let's get you fitted for a hearing aid."
A woman walks into a drugstore and asks the pharmacist if he sells size extra large condoms.
He replies, "Yes we do.
Would you like to buy some?"
She responds, "No sir, but do you mind if I wait around here until someone does?"
