Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is. “Top of the mornin’ to yer, sir” says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick “hello” and bends forward to pick up the nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground. “What are those?, asks the attendant. “They’re called tees” replies Tiger. “Well, what on the god’s earth are dey for?” inquires the Irishman. “They’re for resting my balls on when I’m driving”, says Tiger. “Fookin Jaysus”, says the Irishman, “BMW thinks of everything!”
Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs." Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?" Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What does a black person and Batman have in common? They both can't leave home without Robbin.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler. He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted "Hi Hitler" and gave him a little wave.
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?