Q: What does a good steak have in common with good sex?
A: They're both very rare.
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One day, a man was fishing on a dock across from a hotel in the country, when another man came and sat down.
By way of conversation, the man asked the other what he was doing there.
"I'm on a honeymoon."
"Oh. Shouldn't you be having sex with your wife?"
"Well, I would be. But she has a yeast infection."
"What about oral sex?"
"Gingivitis."
"Anal sex?"
"Diarrhea."
"Pardon my question, but why are you with her?"
"Well, I like fishing. And she's got worms."
A wife who put her husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.
Why is sex like a game of bridge?
You don’t need a partner if you’ve got a good hand.
Question: What’s the best thing about a blow job?
Answer: Ten minutes of silence.
Today in lesson Little Jonny went to the back of the room and Miss McRacen went "Not in the back."
Jonny: "That's what she said."
Miss: "Get out!"
Jonny "She said that too."
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Man to woman: ‘Tell me, after having sex do you ever smoke?’
Woman: ‘I’ve never looked.’
How do you know when your sister is on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes like blood.
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What do nostalgic gynaecologists do?
Look up old friends.
Advice for office managers: Keep the sexual harassment complaint forms in the bottom drawer.
That way, when she goes to get one you'll get a great view of her arse.