What are two things a black man can't get in a fist fight.
A black eye, and a swollen lip.
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Mama has said to me: "Because I want that she has a better life than I had."
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The only place you are now really qualified to get a job is in Ancient Greece.
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I used to play tennis, baseball, basketball and chess, but I stopped after my son broke my playstation.
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To be or not to be?
That is the question.
The answer?
Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't need oxygen tanks when scuba diving.
He simply sucks all the life out of the ocean to breath.
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When do cannibals cook you?
On Fried-days.
My wife found a porn magazine in our son's room the other day.
She showed it to me, and it was BDSM.
She asked me "What we should do?"
Me: "Probably not spank him."
She belted me with the magazine.
Now I know where he gets it from.
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