Joke #8557

Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse. He uses a lion.
Vote: has 78.02 % from 99 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, computer

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, "If you kiss me, I'll turn into a beautiful princess." He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week." The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, "If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I'll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want." Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, "What is the matter? I've told you I'm a beautiful princess, that I'll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won't you kiss me?" The man said, "Look, I'm a computer programmer. I don't have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool."
Vote: has 84.95 % from 285 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, beauty, computer, IT, programmer
Fear of spiders is aracnaphobia, fear of tight spaces is chlaustraphobia, fear of Chuck Norris is called Logic
Vote: has 83.26 % from 474 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can delete the Recycling Bin.
Vote: has 82.55 % from 232 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Chuck Norris, computer
Who do you think would win in a fight? Godzilla or King Kong Neither, Chuck Norris doesn't let his pets fight!
Vote: has 81.96 % from 305 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Giraffes were invented when Chuck Norris laid an uppercut to a horse.
Vote: has 81.67 % from 300 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Vote: has 80.20 % from 198 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
Chuck Norris can light ants on fire with a magnifying glass. At Night.
Vote: has 80.01 % from 241 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris was a baby he didnt have teddy bears. He had real bears.
Vote: has 79.80 % from 177 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, baby, Chuck Norris
You might kill two birds with one stone, but Chuck Norris kills two stones with one bird.
Vote: has 79.17 % from 166 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death
Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris. After 5 days of extreme pain...the snake died.
Vote: has 78.84 % from 103 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, Chuck Norris, death