They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
Why don't men often show their true feelings? Because they don't have any.
How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One...men will screw anything.
Two bored casino dealers were waiting at the craps tables for players when a gorgeous blonde lady walked in and asked if they minded if she bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice. She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm completely naked." With that, she stripped off all her clothes and then rolled the dice while yelling "Come on baby, momma needs new clothes!" She then jumped up and down, hugging each of the casino dealers while yelling "YES, I WIN! I CAN'T BELIEVE IT, I WIN!!" With that, she picked up her winnings and clothes and quickly left. The dealers stood there staring at each other dumbfounded, until one finally asked the other, "What the hell did she roll anyway?" The second dealer answered, "I thought you were paying attention!"
If guys had they periods, they would compare the size of their tampons.
"What is the thickest book in the world? What Men Think They Know About Women."
Why does a man prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.
Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
Why were men given larger brains than dogs? A.So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties. B.So they wouldn't stop to play with every other man they see when you take them around the block.
''Dyslexic man walks into a bra''
How was Colonel Sanders a typical male? All he cared about were legs, breasts, and thighs.