They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
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Q: Why was the blonde girl's belly button bruised?
A: Because blonde men are dumb too.
Did you hear about the man who got a vasectomy at Sears?
Now every time he gets excited, the garage door goes up.
Q. Why were men given larger brains than dogs?
A. So they wouldn't hump women's legs at cocktail parties.
"I can't wait for Father's Day" said no man ever.
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"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools talk because they have to say something."
An exhausted hunter out in the woods stumbled across another hunter.
Hunter 1: "Am I glad to see you, I've been lost for three days."
Hunter 2: "Don't get too excited, friend, I've been lost for three weeks."
Mum: "How would you describe me?"
Dad: "ABCDEFGHIJK"
Mum: "What does that mean?"
Dad: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, funny, graceful, helpful, intelligent."
Mum: "What about JK?"
Dad: "Just Kidding."
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Why is it dangerous to tell the husband to go and change the son?
Two hours later he comes back with a baby girl.
Men are like guns.
Keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it.