They put one man on the moon.
Why can’t they put them all there?
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How is being at a singles bar different from going to the circus?
At the circus the clowns don't talk.
A man, during his night prays, asks God: "Oh, Lord... Why you’ve made women so beautiful?"
God replies: "So you can love them, my child."
"Fine, but my Lord, why you’ve made them so stupid?"
"So that they can love you back, my child...!"
Why did the blonde have a sore belly button?
Because there are blonde men too!
How can you tell the difference between men's real gifts and their guilt gifts?
Guilt gifts are nicer.
Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating?
To stop the snoring before it starts.
"What is the thickest book in the world?
What Men Think They Know About Women."
Q: What do you call a man who has lost 98% of his brain?
A: A widower.
How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
A woman didn't come home one night.
The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house.
The man called his wife's 10 best friends.
None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night.
The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house.
The wife called her husband's 10 best friends.
8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.