Joke #8592

They put one man on the moon. Why can’t they put them all there?
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Man walks over to a lady in a bar and asks "whats your name ?" "Carmen" she replies,... "I like cars and men ! Whats yours ?" The man looks her up and down and sayes "Beerpussy ..."
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There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest.. He sent in ten different puns, in the hope that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
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What's the difference between an intelligent man and a UFO? I don't know, I've never seen either one.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend. Dogs are man's best friend. So which is the dumber sex?
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Why do doctors slap babies' butts right after they're born? To knock the penises off the smart ones.
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If women knew what men were really thinking, they'd never stop slapping them.
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Why does a penis have a hole at the end? So guys can be open-minded.
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A man goes into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian says, "Fuck off, you won't bring it back."
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