A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down."
The man is incredulous and asks why.
The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
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A: A man looking through a keyhole of a glass door.
Q. What do you call a sensitive, intelligent man?
A. An oxymoron.
A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, there's a piece of lettuce sticking out of my bottom."
The doctor asks him to drop his trousers and examines him.
The man asks, "Is it serious, doctor?"
The doctor replies, "I'm sorry to tell you, but this is just the tip of the iceberg."
A man walking down the streets sees another man with a very big dog.
One man says to the other, "Does your dog bite?"
The man replies, "No my dog doesn't."
The man pats the dog and has his hand bitten off, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite" said the injured man.
"Thats not my dog", replied the other.
Q. How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes?
A. Both of them.
Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?
Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.
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How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
Who knows? - It hasn't happened yet!!
How can you tell soap operas are fictional?
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
While reading the newspaper, Walter came across an article about a beautiful actress and model who married a boxer who was not noted for his IQ.
"I'll never understand," he said to his wife, "why the biggest jerks get the most attractive wives."
His wife replied: "Thank you, dear!"