A man goes to the vet about his dog's fleas.
The vet says: "I'm sorry, I'll have to put this dog down."
The man is incredulous and asks why.
The vet says: "Because he's far too heavy."
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To keep the swelling down.
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A: men have an antenna!
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What Men Think They Know About Women."
