Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body?
A: He is all right now.
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A. Breasts don't have eyes.
Why is a man different from a PC?
You only have to tell the PC once.
The average man is proof enough that women can take a joke.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours.
Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
How is Colonel Sanders like the typical male?
All he's concerned with is legs, breasts, and thighs.
Three guys, stranded on a desert island, find a magic lantern containing a genie, who grants them each one wish.
The first guy wishes he was off the island and back home.
The second guy wishes the same.
The third guy says "I'm lonely.
I wish my friends were back here."
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How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart?
When she starts a sentence with, "A man once told me..."
