Joke #8051

Q: What happens to the man who lost his whole left side of his body? A: He is all right now.
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Adam goes to God and says, "I would like a mate to please me and make living joyful. She should be beautiful and perfect in every way. God says, "I can do that, but it will cost you a testicle, a kidney, and one eye." To which Adam replied, "Well, what can I get for a rib?"
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This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Two young men who had just graduated from university climbed into a taxi wearing their graduation gowns. "Are you graduates from the city university?" asked the cab driver. "Yes, sir," they announced proudly. "Class of "99." The cabbie extended his hand. "Class of "67."
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What do you call a handcuffed man? Trustworthy.
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Why do so many women fake orgasm? Because so many men fake foreplay.
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How are men and parking spots alike? The good ones are always taken and the ones that are left are handicapped.
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Q: How can you tell when a man is dead? A: He stays stiff for more than two minutes.
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What's the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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What do most men consider a gourmet restaurant? Any place without a drive-up window.
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A man bought a new car. Next day he is driving his car to office. On the way he was waiting for the Signal. Suddenly he opened the door and got down. Then he went to the Traffic Police and asked him, "How much should I pay to turn right?" The Policeman was astonished and asked, "Why are you asking like this?" Then man showed him the sign board which was in the corner of the road: "Free Left Turn"
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