Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.