Yo' daddy's so ugly, when he looked out the window he was arrested for mooning!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama so ugly, even hello kitty said goodbye.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her imaginary friend played with other kids.
Yo mama so ugly that her mom only fed her with a sling shot.
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her for Halloween!
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?
Yo mama so ugly, people break into her house to close the curtains!
Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.