Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she jumped off a cliff and stopped for directions.
Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
Yo mama so old Moses is in her year book.
Yo Mama's so loose it's like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Yo mamma's so fat when she falls off a hill people call avalach.
"Yo momma so fat she was baptized in the ocean!"
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.