Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.
Yo Momma is so fat… when she took her shirt off at the strip club,everyone thought she was Jabba The Hut from Star Wars.
Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo mama is so stupid, she returned a doughnut cause it had a hole in it.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.