Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her face looks like a horse's ass flapping in the breeze.
Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.
Yo mama's so poor, I was driving with her and she parked next to a garbage can. I asked, "What're you doing?" She said: "I'm booking us a hotel!"
Your Moma is so fat the only words she knows is the universe.
Your momma so fat... Her blood type is Ragu.
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"
Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared