Joke #869

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama so loose...when she walks down the street her pussy claps!

Yo momma’s so ugly, she practises birth control by leaving the lights on.

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Your mama so dumb she thought the shoes Vans are actually vans.

Yo mama is so ugly the mirror did not make an reflection.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxipad.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she goes to Taco Bell, they run for the border!