Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo' Mama is like a donkey: everybody rides the ass.
Yo' sister is so ugly, I thought she was Yo' Mama.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo Momma's so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk!
Yo momma’s so ugly, her pillows cry at night.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Your mama so stupid she bought tickets to Xbox Live.