Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama is so fat that when she died jesus couldn't lift her soul to heaven.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo mama so ugly, Instagram tagged her selfies 'explicit content'.
Yo mama so fat her boobs squirts out milk.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.