Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo momma is so fat that she uses the Great Wall of China wall as a belt.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo momma’s so fat, her chairs have seat belts.
Yo mama is so skinny that she eats a nut and thoughts that she’s pregnant...
Yo momma’s so fat, when she auditioned for a part in Indiana Jones she got the part of the big rolling ball.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo mama is so fat that her ass is a laundry so we can iron anything on it.