Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Your mama so old she still owes Jesus five bucks.
Yo mama so ugly that she saw herself six ways in the mirror!
Yo mama so dumb she used old spice body wash to cook.
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo' Mama is so fat, after sex, she smokes a turkey.