Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."
You momma's teeth are so nasty the b*tch spits yoohoo.
Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo Mommas teeth are so yellow I can't believe it's not butter.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"