Joke #869

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.

Q: How is Yo' Mama like the New York Jets? A: You give them a quarter, and they'll let you score.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.

Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.

Yo mamma so fat she went to Japan and Godzilla said "DAMN" and ran away.