Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.
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Yo mama so round and fat that she makes an eclipse with the sun.
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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