Joke #869

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama's so fat that when she jumped into the ocean a hurricane began.

Your moms like a christmass tree all the guys put there balls on her.

Yo mama so fat she needed two wrist watches cause shes in two time zones.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she looks in the mirror her reflection ducks.

Yo mama so skinny... She turned sideways and dissapeared

Yo mama's so fat, at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.

Yo mama so fat that she is called America.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo Mama has touched more knobs then the gas man.

Yo mamas so fat it took 567 people to carry her.