Joke #2992

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"

You mama so old she made yoda look young.

Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got arrested for mooning when she looked out of a window.

Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mama so fat when she was swimming in the ocean the indians claimed her as the new land.

Yo Mama so ugly, that when she entered a haunted house, she came out with an application.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.