Joke #2992

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Your momma so fat when she step on the scales her phone number came up.

Yo momma so fat, her patronus is a cake.

Yo momma is so fat she was walking down the street, tripped and broke her leg and gravy rolled out.

Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.

Yo mama so fat she made her own landslide.

Yo mama so flat, the wall is jealous of her.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.