Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mamma so ugly when she was walking to the bank. They turned of the security cameras.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama so poor, when I ring the door bell, she yells: DING DONG!
Yo Momma is so fat, she can sit on a t3 cable and make the internet traffic slow right down to 1 bit per day.
Yo mamma is so fat she doesn't need the intenet to be worldwide.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.