Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo momma so stupid she got locked in a funiture store and slept on the floor.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking for bluetooth at the orthodontist.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she considers the give-a-penny/take-a-penny cups part of her own "Save Yo' Mama" foundation.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.
Your mama so fat she was going to walmart tripped over kmart and landed right on target!
You mama's so skinny... she can hang glide with a dorito!
Yo momma's so fat and old when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mother to move out of the way.