Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo mama's so fat, her ass looks like two pigs fighting over a milk dud.
Yo mama is so fat she got on a scale and it said: One person at a time please!
Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"
Yo' Mama is so poor, she eats cereal with a fork to save milk.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo' Mama is so stupid, it took her an hour to cook instant rice.
Yo mama is so old that God doesn't remember her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she farts, it comes out at the ankles of her tight-ass jeans.
Yo mama so fat when she went sky diving in a blue jump suit, all the kids below said, "Ahhhh! The sky is falling!"