Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo mama so fat that when she played Xbox live you can see her face sticking out of your tv screen.
Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she ordered her sushi well done.
You mama so old she made yoda look young.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, Red Lobster kicked her out for bringing her own crabs.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.