Joke #2992

Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.

Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.

Yo' Mama is so old, she has sour cream in her boobs.

Yo' Mama has more crabs than Red Lobster.

Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy is still climbing back off.

Yo mama so stupid, I said, "Why do you have 2 quarters in your ears?" And she said, "I am listening to 50 cent."

Yo mama so old her birth certificate says 'expired.'

Yo mammas so ugly, when she looked in the mirror, her reflection said," I quit." And walked away.