There's a blonde walking down a trail. She comes to a river and stops. She looks right then left. She sees another blonde on the other side. She asks her "how do you get to the other side?" The blonde on the other side look right then left and says "you are on the other side"!
Why do blondes like blonde jokes? 'Cause they make them feel famous!
Oscar drove his brand new Mercedes to his favorite sporting goods store. He parked it outside and went in to do a little perusing with Jan, his regular sales woman. Jan was a pretty blonde, and as Oscar walked into the store, she happily greeted him. But he requested to look around alone today before he needed her help. She obliged and let him do his thing. Five minutes later, Jan came running up to him yelling, “Oscar! Oscar! I just saw someone driving off with your new Mercedes!” “Dear God! Did you try to stop him?” “No,” she said, “I did better than that! I got the license plate number!”
Q: What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? A: They both wiggle when you eat them!
A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open and her right breast hanging out. A policeman approaches her and says, "Ma'am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?" "Why" asks the Blond "Because your breast is hanging out." She looks down and says, "OH MY GOD, I left the baby on the bus again!"
Q: Why couldn't the blonde write the number eleven? A: She didn't know what one came first.
Why are so many blondes rushing out to get breast implants? So they don't have to pay the flat tax.
Why did the blonde have square boobs? She forgot to take the tissues out of the box.
Q. Why is 68 the maximum speed for blonds? A. Because at 69 they blow a rod...
Q: Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A: A mosquito stops sucking when you slap it...
Be careful never to let a blonde have a coffee break... It takes too long to retrain her afterwards!