“I got a compliment on my driving today,” said a blonde to her friend.
There was a note left on my windshield it said “parking fine”.
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The other blonde covers one of her eyes and says "Where?"
Q: What kinds of people don't get invited to blonde parties?
A: Women!
How did the blonde burn her nose?
Bobbing for chips.
Q: Why was the blonde afraid to have phone sex?
A: Because the condom wouldn't fit over the phone.
Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn't get taller girls?
A blonde girl was talking to her redhead friend about her boyfriend's dandruff problem.
The redhead says "Why don't you give him Head and Shoulders?"
The blonde replies, "How do you give shoulders?"
Q:Why don't blondes get coffee breaks?
A:It takes too long to retrain them.
Did you hear about the blonde who was treated in the emergency room for concussion and severe head wounds?
She’d tried to commit suicide by hanging herself with a bungee cord.
How does a blonde commit suicide?
She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.