Joke #873

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None. They just beat the room for being black.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

How many cops does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, but he is never around when you need him.

A man is driving happily along when he is pulled over by the police. The copper approaches him and politely asks, "Have you been drinking, sir?" "Why?" snorts the man. "Is there a fat bird in my car?"

"But my elderly aunt was considered a highly respectable spinster!" the society matron protested. "Can't you find some way to cover up the shocking fact that she died in bed while being simultaneously serviced by two paid studs?" "You just leave it to me, Mrs. Van Horn," soothed the police officer. "I'll just put it in my report that she died at the stroke of two."

Q: How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. Men will screw anything.

I had an idea once, and a light bulb appeared over my head. Chuck Norris had an idea, and the sun was created.

A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop. After several minutes, the cop explained to the gentleman that he didn't stop, he just slowed down a little. The gentleman said 'Stop or slow down, what's the difference?'. The cop pulled the guy out of the car and worked him over for about a minute and then said, 'Would you like for me to stop or just slow down?'

Q: How many Anglicans or Catholics does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. They always use candles.

How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.