One simply cannot play fair and win in a zoo - there are way too many cheetahs.
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Squid pro quo.
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A: Gee, we really do taste like chicken!
If God didn't want us to eat animals, he wouldn't have made them out of food.
Chuck Norris was sitting around a campfire with two cowboys.
The cowboys were competing to see which one is more hardcore.
The first one says," Once, I was charged by an angry bull. I proceeded to jump on its back and kill it by gorging its eyes out."
The second says, " Once I was swimming in a river, and an annocanda tried to strangle me. I ripped its head off with my teeth."
Chuck norris just smiles and continues tending to the campfire with his penis.
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What do you get when a cow goes to the Beach with tanning oil?
Pre-tanned leather.
What do you call it when one rabbit challenges another rabbit to hop across a forty-yard canyon?
A hare dare.
Chuch Norris stood next to a bear and was told he had to leave because the bear was scared.
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Q: Did you hear about the dyslexic, agnostic insomniac?
A: He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.
If Chuck Norris were a cat he would have ten lives.
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