Joke #3465

Q: What did the pig say at the beach on a hot summer's day? A: I'm bakin'.
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What do you call a frog with no legs? It doesn't matter- he won't come anyway.
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A young lawyer was working on a farmer’s case, which asked compensation from the train company because one of they’re trains killed 24 pigs of his. At the High Court, wanting to make impression of the damage amount, the lawyer says: There were 24 pigs gentlemen! Twice as much than you!
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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with an elephant? An elephant who never forgets to eat his carrots.
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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Why did the duck get arrested? because he was selling quack.
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What happens when a cow stops shaving? It grows a Moostache.
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What are the spots on black-and-white cows? Holstaines.
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Q: Why did the fat turkey cross the road? A: To get hit by my car.
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A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter. Mother: "What does the cow say?" Child: "Moo!" Mother: "Great! What does the cat say?" Child: "Meow." Mother: "Oh, you're so smart! What does the frog say?" And this wide-eyed little 3 year-old looked up at her mother and in her deepest voice replied, "Bud."
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How do you know when there's a rabbit in your bed? You can smell the carrots on his breath.
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