What does a cow like to do by a campfire?
Roast Moosmallows.
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Jesse starts wailing to the vet, "you gotta save my dog, he looks real bad - please you just gotta!"
"There, there Jesse, your dog just has a broken hip he'll be fine in no time.
My fee, of course, will be $1,500."
Jesse starts to wail - "oh, my dog's going to die!!!"
Q: How can you tell if your girlfriend really likes you?
A: If you stick your hand in her pants and it feels like you're feeding a horse.
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What does a bunny use when it goes fishing?
A harenet.
What happens to a frog's car when it breaks down?
It gets toad away.
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Where do steers go to dance?
To the Meat Ball.
Q. Why are fish so smart?
Q. Why are fish so smart
A. Because they swim in schools!
Why did the dinosaur cross the road?
It was the chicken's day off.
