What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.