Joke #9918

What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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A man climbed over a fence into a field to pick some flowers. He noticed a bull nearby. Say, farmer "Is that bull safe?" "Well, he's a lot safer than you are right now!"
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Where did the mooron take the baby cow to eat? To the calf-ateria.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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How do you get a hundred cows in a barn? You hang up a bingo sign!
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Gemma:My dog doesn't have a nose. Ortoise: How does he smell? Gemma: Awful!
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If it walks like a duck, talks lidek a duck, and smell like a duck but Chuck Norris says it's a girrafe. It's a damn girrafe!
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A man walks into his house with a duck under his arm. He walks up to his wife with it and says, "This is the pig I've been f*cking'." His wife says, "That's a duck." He quickly replies, "I wasn't talking to you."
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