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What does a cow like to do by a campfire? Roast Moosmallows.
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Why was the racehorse named Bad News? Because bad news travels fast!
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That bull you sold me is a lazy good-for-nothing. I told you he was a bum steer.
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What does a frog say when it sees something' great? Toadly awesome!
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What do you call explosive cow vomit? A cud missle.
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Will I ever be able to race my horse again the owner asked the vet. The vet replied, "You certainly will, and you ll probably beat her too!"
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Two men were walking along the street when they came upon a dog licking his dick. One man said, "I sure wish I could do that." The other replied, "You can, but you're probably going to have to pet him first."
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Q: How does a blonde kill a worm? A: She burys it.
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What do you call a cow that fell in a hole? A hole-y Cow.
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What book did the rabbit take on vacation? One with a hoppy ending.
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Q: Which American duo became famous for stealing horses? A: Bonnie and Clydesdale.
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