Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
Yo mama's so black she went to night school and got marked absent.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo Momma is so big the sun rotates around her.
Yo mama so stupid, the password needed 8 characters, so she put Snow white and the 7 dwarves.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
Dan staggers into the shower. He notices that his d**k is bright orange. He feels normal, but he's concerned and goes to the doctor. After a thorough examination, the doctor says, "You seem to be fine and all of the tests are normal. Did you do anything out of the ordinary over the weekend?" Dan says, "No. All I did was stay home, watch porno movies and eat Cheetos."
Your moma is so ugly...she could make medicine sick!
A man is at the optometrist getting his eyes checked. "You need to stop masturbating so much," the optometrist says. "Why?" asks the man. "Is it going to make me go blind?" The optometrist looks around and says "no, but it's making the other patients very uncomfortable."