Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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A boss has to fire one of 2 workers, Jack and Jill.
However, Both Jack and Jill are skilled workers and he is finding it really, really difficult to pick.
So after their shifts, Jack goes home before Jill does, and the boss goes over to Jill just before she gets into her car.
He informs her of his dilemma.
"Hey Jill, I have a problem."
"Ok Boss, what is it?" she asks
"I Can't decide whether to lay you or Jack off, what would you suggest?"
"Well, you'd better get the vasoline, i'm going home!"
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Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table and start screaming.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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What's the difference between a rooster and your mom?
A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo Momma's so fat she sank the Titanic!
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
My mother in law is so ugly that her face is like a masturbated dick!
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