Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white? A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
Yo mama so old that when she went to the museum, people thought she was part of an exhibit.
I met a girl who used masturbate to 2 girls 1 cup. And that kids, is how j met your mother.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Chuck Norris does not masturbate, because there is no greater pleasure than being Chuck Norris.
Got my wife a dildo and some shoes for her birthday. If she doesn't like the shoes, she can go fuck herself.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."
Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.
Q: What did the banana say to the vibrator? A: "What are you shaking about, it's me she's going to eat."