Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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"Hey, I heard an interesting stat the other day. They said that 80% of women masturbate in the shower. Know what the other 20% do?"
"No, what?"
"Yea, I figured you were in the first group."
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Yo mama so old, she walked into a museum and found her ex.
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Yo momma's clitoris is as long as my dick.
Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
A father tells his son to stop jacking off.
"You'll go blind if you do that too much!" he says.
The son says "uh, I'm over here dad."
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