Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
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Q: What did the baby say as I threw it in the blender?
A: I didn't catch it, I was too busy masturbating.
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Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
What’s red, black, red, black, red, black, red and white?
A nigger that’s masturbating himself!
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet.
Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.
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Yo momma so fat, she fell into a black hole and it clogged!