Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
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Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!
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Yo mama so fat when they took pictures of Earth it looked like Earth had a pimple.
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Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Yo mama is so short you can see
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Q: The male sex has two hobbies. What are they?
A: His left hand and his right hand.
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Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
A waitress walks up to one of her tables in a New York City restaurant and notices that the three Bulgarian businessmen seated there are furiously masturbating.
She says, "What the hell do you guys think you are doing?"
One of the Bulgarian men says, "Can't you see? Ve arrrre all verrry, verrry hoongry."
The waitress makes a stroking motion and says, "So how is whacking-off in the middle of the restaurant going to help that situation??"
One of the other businessmen replies:
"The menu say, FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED!"
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Getting married is like buying a dishwasher.
You'll never have to do it by hand again.
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