Joke #8754

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

Yo' mama so fat, she uses epileptic boys as vibrators!

Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.

You see, masturbation is so unpredictable. I just go up and down.

A businessman was about to go on a long business trip, and was worried that his wife would cheat on him while he was gone. So to prevent this, he visited the local sex shop in order to buy his wife a vibrator to keep her occupied in his absence. After examining the products, he hadn't found an appropriately amazing vibrator and asked the store clerk for help. The store clerk recommended the "Voodoo D**k." "How does it work?" asked the businessman. The clerk unwrapped the Voodoo D**k from its ceremonial tiki box and said to it, "Voodoo D**k that door." The vibrator flew out of the box and attacked the door with such vigor that the door split in half. "Fantastic," said the man. "I'll take it!" He instructed his wife on how to use the Voodoo D**k and left on his business trip. Soon, his wife decided to try it out and said the magic words: "Voodoo D**k my p***y." The Voodoo D**k flew out of the box and gave her orgasm after orgasm. But soon it became too much, and she couldn't figure out how to make it stop. So she got into her car and began driving to the hospital, swerving so much that she got pulled over by the police. The policeman asked her why she was driving so recklessly and she explained to him that she had a Voodoo D**k inside her that wouldn't leave her alone. The policeman looked at her skeptically and said, "Voodoo D**k, my ass."

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Your mama so fat she climbed up hill and fell back down.

Q: What do you call a teenage girl who doesn't masturbate? A: Liar.

Yo mama so ugly when she auditioned for a horror movie they sent her to a professional!

This stupid bug is appearing on a blasted line which would blow up the toilet. Then they go like "Tom tom tom tom" then back to the toilet and stupidly disgusted by a recently married woman and erecting a man in a toilet.

Yo mama is so hairy, Kingkong got jealous.