Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.
Yo' mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her crabs ride dune buggies.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she reported her stolen crack to the cops.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she rolls her own tampons.
You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.