Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo Momma so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.
"Yo momma so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too!"
Yo mama so hairy when she went to space the aliens thought she was chubacco.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo momma’s so fat, she sells shade in the summer.
Yo mama so stupid she told a yo mama joke to you.
Yo' Mama is so fat, local night clubs had to put up signs that read, "Maximum Occupancy: 240 or Yo' Mama."
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.