Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.
Yo momma so stupid, she put 2 quarters to her ears and thought she was listenin’ to 50 Cent.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.