Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama so fat God told her he had no room in heaven and the devil said there was no room in hell.
Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks
Yo mama is so fat Dorra the explorer couldn't explore any more!
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.
Yo mama's so fat that, after sex I rolled over twice and was still on the bitch!
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.