Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn.
Yo momma is so stupid when they asked her 1+1 she said "Ouch! it is a long story."
Yo mama so fat, when she went to a subway she mistook the train for a sandwich and ate it.
Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"
Yo momma’s so ugly, she pretends she’s someone else when she’s having sex.
Yo momma is so fat, that the last time she farted, a director came up with the movie "Twister".
Yo' Mama is so stanky, even the garbage man won't pick her up.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo mama so fat when she went to outer space NASA thought they discovered a new planet.