Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Yo mama so old she used a walker when Jesus was born.
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo' mama so stupid, she thought the Blizzard of '96 was a new item at Dairy Queen!
Yo momma is so short she poses for trophies!
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo mama so fat even dora cant explore her.