Joke #8783

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo Momma's so fat that when she sits on the beach, whales swim up to her and sing "We are family…!"

Yo' Mama is so poor, she goes to Kentucky Fried Chicken to lick other people's fingers.

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she died before the police arrived because she couldn’t find the ‘11’ button in ‘9-1-1’.

Your mama is so ugly that I guess you can say that the genes passed down.

Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.

Yo mama's like a library, she's open to the public.

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me SUN, is hard to look at her.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.