Joke #8783

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".

Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"

Yo' Mama is like a blimp: a huge spectacle that's full of gas.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo Mama so old... She was once a waitress at the last supper.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.

Yo mamma is so ugly when she tried to join an ugly contest they said, "Sorry, no professionals."

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!