Joke #8783

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.

Yo mamas so fat that when she stepped on a scale, buzz lightyear came out and said "to infinity and beyond!"

Yo mama so fat she has more rolls than a bakery.

Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.

Yo mama so stupid she stuck her face into a book to make a Facebook.

Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo momma so fat she downloads cheats for Wii Fit.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!

Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!

Yo mama so poor when I ring her buzzer she says, "bzzzzzzzzz."