Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so fat she could go to the desert and sells shade.
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.
Yo mama so poor that when I stepped on a cigarette she said "who turned off the heat?"
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo mama so poor a man broke in her house a gave her money.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo momma so poor that when she farted she said clap your hands stomp your feet praise to the lord we have heat.