Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
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Q: What's the difference between white jews and black jews?
A: Black jews sit at the back of the oven
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Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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A large cruise ship strikes an iceberg and slowly begins to sink. The captain declares he is going to need to remove some weight from the boat or it will surely sink. He says to be fair, and not discriminate, we will have to call out people in alphabetical order to jump off the ship. Everyone agrees this is the only fair way.
The captain then declares "All African Americans, jump overboard!"
A niglet tells his dad"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all black people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "No sons, dats not be quiet"
The captain comes back and says "unfortunately, we still haven't lost enough weight yet. I will have to ask all colored people to jump overboard."
The niglet tells his dad again"Oh noes, dat be us". His nigger dad says "I said shut up son, we be niggers today!"
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Sheniqua was excited about her upcoming birthday.
She told her mother that uncle Leroy was going to take her to Florida for her birthday.
Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: Where does a black jew go?
A: The back of the oven.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: Why do Americans like black candles?
A: Because it reminds them of 'the good old days'.
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