Joke #8786

Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.

There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said: Whats up wet backs. The first mexican said: I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts. The second old man said: What the hells that smell, smells like beanery. The second Mexican replies: It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell. The third mexican says: YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell. The third white guys says: I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.

Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.

Q: What do you do when your computer gets wet? A: Put it in a bowl of rice, an Asian will show up and they will fix it.

What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.

Q: What do you buy at a black guys garage sale? A: Your shit back.

Only if they had more mosquito nets in Africa. We would be able to save millions of mosquitos from dying horribly from HIV.

Yo' Mama is so fat, NASA used her to plug a black hole.

What do you call a black guy that doesn't rape white women? An inmate.

Q: What do you call a pool full of black kids? A: Cocoa puffs.

So this guy walks in to a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender asks dude where did you get that. And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.