Joke #8786

Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
Vote: has 66.75 % from 53 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Vote: has 65.08 % from 57 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!
Vote: has 70.78 % from 97 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
Q: Why are native Americans effective strippers? A: When they dance they make it rain.
Vote: has 72.21 % from 94 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist, weather
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had. Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel. As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything." The girl only nodded and smiled. As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Vote: has 56.98 % from 23 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: bar, love, racist
Why do Jews watch porn backwards? Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Vote: has 79.12 % from 804 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: jewish, money, racist, sex
Why don't black people go on cruises? They already fell for that shit once before.
Vote: has 74.46 % from 282 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist
Q: How many jews can you fit in a VW Beetle? A: 54, two in the front, two in the back, and fifty in the ashtray.
Vote: has 44.58 % from 74 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: jewish, racist
Apparently 98% of black people enjoy sex in the shower. The other 2% have never been to prison.
Vote: has 62.30 % from 43 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: black people, prison, racist, sex
What do you call a Mexican knight? The Chosen Juan.
Vote: has 69.39 % from 34 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: mexican, racist
How can you tell a black guy has been on your computer? It's not there.
Vote: has 80.37 % from 786 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: racist