Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
Q: How many niggers does it take to change a light bulb? A: There are no light bulbs in Africa.
What do you call Black people running down a hill? Jail break.
I'll admit that the Chinese kids in math class are pretty smart. But doing it with their eyes closed... that's a bit cocky.
Why do black people only have nightmares? We killed the only one with a dream.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
What do you call a black guy in a coffin? A box of chocolate.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man? Batman can go to the store without robin.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!