Joke #8786

Why are there no mexicans on star trek? They don't work in the future either.

School is like a boner, long and hard. Unless you're Asian...

How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion? Slap a Kenyan in the face.

A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and asks for a beer. The bartender brings a beer and notices the parrot on his shoulder and says, "Hey that's really neat. Where did you get it?" The parrot responds, "In the jungle, there's millions of them."

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

Why do police dogs lick their balls? To get the taste of Nigger out their mouths.

Q: How Many White People Does it Take To Screw In a Lightbulb? A: None, they get a nigger to do it.

What do you call 3 black guys sky diving? Air pollution.

I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? YOUR BIKE!

A Pakistani boy took admission in an American school... Teacher: "Whats your name?" Boy: "Nadir" Teacher: "No, now you are in America, your name is Johnny from today." Boy went home and his mother asked: "How was the day Nadir?" Boy: "I am an American now, so call me Johnny." Mom and Dad both got offended and beat him up. Next day he was back to school all bruised... Teacher: "What happened Johnny?" Boy: "Ma'm, just 6 hours after I became American, I was attacked by two Pakistani terrorists."