Why are there no mexicans on star trek?
They don't work in the future either.
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Why are black people & vending machines the same?
Because they both don't work & they both steal your money.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind?
"Well, at least I'm not black."
Asians are so bad at driving, I'm starting to think Pearl Harbor was an accident.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans.
I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?
Zero.
