Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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You pull up her sleeve.
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And the parrot answers in Africa theres millions of them.
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How can yo tell if a black has been on you're computer?
It's not there...
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A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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