Joke #5071

Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards

A guy goes into an antique shop. He's browsing around the shop and comes across a brass rat. He picks up the rat and is looking at it when the shop owner approaches him. He asks the owner how much the Brass Rat is. The shop owner says $20 For the rat and $10 for the story behind it. The customers say I don't need to know the story but I'll buy the rat. So he pays for the rat and leaves the shop. After about 50 yards he hears a Wierd noise behind him and so looks around. There's a bunch of rats following him so he picks up the pace a walks faster but the noise gets louder. He glances behind and there are hundreds of rats following him so he starts to run. Still, the noise gets louder and there are thousands of rats chasing him. He comes to a bridge over the river and thinks the rats are chasing him because of the Brass Rat, he has so he throws the rat as far as he can into the river. All the rats that were chasing him then all jump into the river and drown. The guy thinks for a while and then walks back to the shop. As he enters the shop the owner who saw him coming said I bet you came back for the story behind the Brass Rat did you? The customer says no I didn't. Have you got a brass Nigger?

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.

Q: How many Mexicans does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just Juan.

What is a black persons's worst fear? Child Support.

How do you blindfold an Asian? With dental floss!

Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

How are black people and wolves similar? They both fight in packs.

You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.

Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool? A: Coco puffs. Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool? A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!