Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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What do you call Black people running down a hill?
Jail break.
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man.
They asked Satan to let them call their family.
The American called and talked for 10 minutes.
He payed $1,000.
The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes.
He payed $2,000.
The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10.
The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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Q: What did the black guy say to the white guy?
A: How my dick taste.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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Q: What's the difference between jews and boyscouts?
A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Girlfriend left but my heart is not broken...
My heart is not made in China!
Q: What u call 10 black people in the back of a truck?
A: A good days hunting.
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