Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
The travelin' Texan picked up a sweet young thang in a bar and after several rounds, ordered the biggest steaks they had.
Later, they retired to his room, naturally the largest in the hotel.
As they undressed, he said, "I'm from Fort Worth, Texas, and we have the biggest of everything."
The girl only nodded and smiled.
As they began to make love, he exclaimed, "Golleeeee, lil' Lady! What part of Texas y'all from?"
Q: What do you call a white person engulfed in flames?
A: A firecracker.
What's the difference between Batman and a Black man?
Batman can go to the store without robin.
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Q: Why are most democrats black
A: Black people are idiots.
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Asian pregnancy test:
Stick a Rubik cube into vagina.
Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal?
A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!