Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
How do you start a Jewish parade? Throw a penny down main street.
Q: How do Asian parents name their kids? A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
Q: How many Republicans does it take to change a light bulb? A: Three. One to hire a Mexican guy and two to deport him when he's done.
An Indian and an African walk into a bar... Just jokin'. It's just two liberal white women.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt? "Help I'm not break dancing"
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve. A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?" Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: Why do Mexicans have such small steering wheels in their car? A: So they can drive with handcuffs on.
What is the similarities between a black girl, and a tornado? They both suck, blow, and leave you homeless!