Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
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Why did Rosa Parks die?
She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!
Why shouldn't white people go swimming?
Because crackers get soggy when wet.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same.
Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
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Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white.
The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof.
Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof.
Next is the black guy's turn.
The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.
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Q: What's the difference between a working white man and a working black man?
A: The White man is working legally.
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How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Q: How does every black joke start?
A: With the white guy looking over his shoulder.
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