Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
What did Stevie Wonder say when he found out he was blind? "Well, at least I'm not black."
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin? A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
A nigger goes to the doctor in South Africa. He cries he’s got neck pains, the doctor tells him to strip his clothes and walk in four legs and stay for a while in every corner of the room. The nigger, get’s up in his feet and asks the doctor what’s the point: Well this because I have a new black table and I wanted to see where to put it!
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew? A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
Q: What do you call a black priest? A: Holy Shit.
Gods walking around heaven taking a stroll and sees a little black baby all sad and depressed sitting on a curb, God asks him whats wrong the black boy says i wanna be a angel, so God snaps his fingers and the boy gets wings he is all excited, and he says am i an angel? God says NO NIGGA YOU A BAT!
Q: Why do Mexicans have tamales for Christmas? A: So they'll have something to unwrap.