Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes? A: Jews have 10 fingers.
Q: "What do you call a Muslim shrink? A: A terrorpist."
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
How do you starve a black person? Put their food stamps under a job application.
A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car. When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'". Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
What is the difference between a black monopoly board and a white one. The black on you roll any number and you go to jail.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
How did the black guy escape from jail? He unscrewed the light bulbs.
Why did Rosa Parks die? She refused to go to the back of the ambulance!