Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
How do you kill 10,000 Mexicans? Throw a peso over a cliff. How do you kill 10,000 more? Tell them nobody got it.
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Q: Did you hear about the new black breakfast cereal? A: It's called "Nuttin' Bitch!"
Q: What do you call a black guy with a fan? A: Antique air conditioner.
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Why are black people so tall? Because their knee-grows.
God made everyone different he got tired when he made china.
Q: Why don't black people like asprin? A: They're sick of picking through cotton.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: Why did the Republican cross the road? A: There was a black guy on the first side.