What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Jared: "Why are black people so good at basketball?"
Henry: "I don't know, why?"
Jared: "Because they're good at jumping, shooting, stealing, and running."
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Q: Do you know how Chinese people name their children?
A: They throw some pans and based on the noises they make like "ting tang," "Dung dung", "Ting tang dung"
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A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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How did the black guy escape from jail?
He unscrewed the light bulbs.
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A Mexican and a nigger are riding in car.
Who's driving?
A cop!
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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