What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Q: What do you call a black priest?
A: Holy Shit.
Whats the difference between a pizza and a jew?
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant?
Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
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Q: What did the little black boy say as he was sliding down a zebra?
A: Now you see me, now you don't, now you see me, now you don't...
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What did the black woman name her 5 sons?
Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
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Life is like a box of chocolates:
A lot of people can't stand the dark ones.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea?
A: He thought he was melting.
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans?
They steal all the green cards
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican?
A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.