What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
A zebra has wondered his whole life whether he was a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes. When he dies and goes to heaven he asks God the question "Am I a white zebra with black stripes or a black zebra with white stripes?" God responds, "You are what you are" The zebra goes to his friends and tells them what God had said and that he still doesn't know the answer to his question. One of his friends says, "Well, that means you are a white zebra with black stripes" The zebra asks him why and the friend says, "Because otherwise God would have said 'You is what you is'"
When a white person delivers an asian baby. White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
Why do ghetto people always name their kids things they cant afford like Diamond, Mercedes, Car Insurance?
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"
Q: Why did the white man cross the road? A: To steal our land and enslave our children.
Q: What's faster than a speeding bullet? A: A Jew with a coupon.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q:Why can't Mexicans play Uno? A:They always steal the green cards.