What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Q: Why are black people, pirates?
A: Because they go nigarrr.
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
what do black people and bicycles have in common?
They only work with a chain on.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
Q: Why do Jewish men get circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women won't touch anything unless it's 20% off.
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
A Jewish man walks into a bar and sits down. He has a few drinks, then he sees a Chinese man and punches him in the face.
"Owch!" the Chinese man says.
"What was that for?"
"That was for Pearl Harbor," the Jewish man says.
"But I'm Chinese!" "Chinese, Japanese, what's the difference?"
And the Jewish man sits back down.
Then, the Chinese man walks up to the Jewish man and punches him in the face.
"Ouch!" the Jewish man says. "What was that for?"
"That was for the Titanic," the Chinese man says.
"But that was an iceberg!"
"Ice berg, Goldberg, what's the difference?"