What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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A daycare knows when it has children.
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Snow.
One of the rare times the phrase "8 - 12 inches" is associated with something white.
Your Mama's so black, when the cops were shooting at her, the bullets went back for flashlights.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill
A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
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How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs?
None. He fell.
There was an Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman working on the top of a cliff. The Englishman said, "If I have cheese in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off this cliff."
The Scotsman said, "If I have jam in my sandwich tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The Irishman said, "If I have ham tomorrow, I'll jump off the cliff."
The next day, the Englishman had cheese, the Irishman had ham, and the Scotsman had jam. So they all jumped.
At the funerals, the wives of the Scotsman and Englishman said, "Why didn't they just tell us they didn't like their sandwiches?"
The Irish lady said, "I don't know why my husband jumped off the cliff. He made his own sandwiches."
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Q: What was so bad about being a black Jew?
A: You had to sit in the back of the oven.
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