What do a tornado and a black person have in common?
It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Q: Why can't white people swim?
A: Cause they get soggy.
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In the winter of 1926, Thelma Goldstein from Chicago treated herself to her first real vacation in Florida.
Being unfamiliar with the area, she wandered into a restricted hotel in North Miami.
"Excuse me," she said to the manager. "My name is Mrs. Goldstein, and I’d like a small room for two weeks."
"I’m awfully sorry," he replied, "but all of our rooms are occupied."
Just as he said that, a man came down and checked out.
"What luck," said Mrs. Goldstein. "Now there’s a room.
"Not so fast, Madam. I’m sorry, but this hotel is restricted. No Jews allowed."
"Jewish? Who’s Jewish? I happen to be Catholic."
"I find that hard to believe. Let me ask you, who was the Son of God?"
"Jesus, Son of Mary."
"Where was he born?"
"In a stable."
"And why was he born in a stable?"
"Because a schmuck like you wouldn’t let a Jew rent a room in his hotel!"
How do Chinese people name their kids?
Throw a spoon down the stairs.
CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
What repulsive thing can be found in a nigger's clothes?
The nigger.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored.
The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers."
The retard says ," OK ".
When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling.
He goes over and starts beating their asses.
He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer.
He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?"
The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
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What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
What's the problem with an Asian pet store?
There's always a kitchen in the back.
Q: What do you call the most powerful white man on the planet?
A: The President of the Unit...sh*t.
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Q: How do you kill 1000 Jews at once?
A: Throw a dollar off a cliff.
I don't understand why everyone hates black people so much.
Black people are great!
Everyone should own one!
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