Joke #8792

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.

Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.

There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called? Warden.

Q: What do you call an African-American whose spouse just died? A: A black widow.

A white guy goes into a bar and sees a black bartender. He says, "yo, nigger, get me a beer!" The bartender says, "that's very rude. How would you like it if I talked to you like that?" The white guy says, "let's switch places and see!" So they switch places. The bartender says, " yo, cracka, get me a beer!" The white guy says, "sorry, we don't serve niggers here!"

Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.

Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.

Black man walked into the bar with a parrot on his shoulder.  The bartender asks, "Where did you get it?"  The parrot says, "Africa…"

What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.

Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."

Black magic... It doesn't work.