What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
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Why are black people so good at Basketball?
Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
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A: Because it's probably my bicycle.
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Q: How was copper wire invented?
A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
Q: Have you ever tried Ethiopian food?
A: Neither have they...
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School is like a boner, long and hard.
Unless you're Asian...
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons?
Ain't the future great?
Two black men are walking down the street.
They pass a shop that advertises "Be White For a Day! Ninety-nine cents!"
The two guys decide to try it out and they look to see how much money they have.
One guy has a dollar bill, and the other guy has exactly ninety-eight cents.
They decide that the first guy will go in with the dollar, get his change and then give it to the second guy so he can go in.
Problem solved.
The first guy goes in, and after a few minutes, he comes out with white skin, kakhi slacks, a polo, and a golf cap.
They laugh and admire his new race for a minute.
Then the second guy says, "How about that penny?"
The first guy yells, "GET A JOB!"
You know your f*cked when the Asian says, "shit", during the test.
Q: How many white people does it take to clean a toilet?
A: None, that's a nigger's job.
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