What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
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Q: How do Asian parents name their kids?
A: They drop a tin can down the stairs and it makes the noise Bing ling wata ling ling.
Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
Black man found a bottle in the desert, opened it and the genie flew out: "Ask for what you want - I'll fulfill three of your wishes!"
"I want to be white, often see nude woman, and that I will always be full of water!"
Genie waved his hand and turned the black man to a water closet...
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Q. How do you know if a Asian robbed your house?
A. Your HW is done , computer is upgraded, 2 hrs later lil f***er still tryin back off the driveway.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years?
Someone lost a quarter.
How do you blindfold an Asian?
With dental floss!
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If you give three liberals a light bulb what would happen?
The first one would say its causing global warming.
The second one would say its racist.
The third one would say its not a light bulb unless Obama says let there be light.
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What's a mexicans' favorite sport?
Cross country.
Q: What do you call a 80 year old black guy?
A: Antique farm equipment.
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Q: What do you call a hairy black?
A: A monkey.
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