What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned?
Baked beans.
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Air pollution.
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Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
There was three Mexicans walking down the street when three old white guys approached them. The first white man said:
Whats up wet backs.
The first mexican said:
I am not wet, I am just greasy from stealing car parts.
The second old man said:
What the hells that smell, smells like beanery.
The second Mexican replies:
It don't smell like beanery, we just got back from taco bell.
The third mexican says:
YaYA, amigo, we just got back from Taco Bell.
The third white guys says:
I was talking to the bean, not the whole damn burrito.
How does a girl from Harlem practice safe sex?
She locks the car doors.
Q: Why can't Mexicans play Uno?
A: They always steal the green cards.
How do you know if you've walked into the wrong Chinese bookstore?
It'll be called "Wong Fook Hing Book Store".
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.