What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
What does the black kid across the street get for christmas? Your bike...
Have you heard of the new black Barbie doll? It comes with 6 kids, AIDS, and a welfare check!
Q: Why are white people called crackers. A: Because they use to crack that whip on those niggers.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
My dad was a complicated man. He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know? Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
A Liverpool docker went to South Africa for a job. The boss tells him, "Its people like you we want here. Here's a test. There's a revolver, go out and shoot 6 niggers and a rabbit." The docker asks, "Why do I have to shoot the rabbit?" He got the job.
Q: Two men are in a car. One of them is a Mexican while the other is black. Who is driving the car? A: The cops.
Q: How many cops does it take to arrest a Mexican? A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
Q: What do you call vietnamese guy that wants to be black? A: Vinegar!
There's this black kid that goes to school and realizes teachers treat him differently than the white kids. So, he goes home, paints himself white and shows his dad. His dad beats the crud outta him. He shows his mother, "Hey Ma, Look! I'm white!" He gets beat by his mom too. Lastly, he shows his Grandmother, "Grandma, Look! I'm white! She beats him badly with her cane and sends him to his room. Later, his dad comes into his room and asks, "Son, did you learn anything out of this?" And the boy replies, "Duh! I've only been white for an hour and I already hate three niggers!"