Joke #8792

What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
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What do you call an Asian billionare. Cha Ching.
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Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a white guy? A: A white guy can say "Hey Dad" and "Good morning officer".
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Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
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Three guys are stranded on a island; black guy, white guy, and a Mexican. They come across a Indian tribe, the chief said" go into the forest and pick a fruit and bring it back. We are going to shove it up your ass, if you scream we will cut off your head". The white guy goes in and brings back a banana they shove it up his ass he screamed soo they cut off his head. The Mexican goes in and comes back with a grape they shove it up his ass he screams. They all look at his and ask" why you scream?" The Mexican says" because the black guy is coming back with a watermelon.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day. They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie. The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity." So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish. The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity." Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England. The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall." The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out." The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
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Q: Whos the richest man in Mexico? A: The person who gets the penny.
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What do a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighborhood.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
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Why did the white chocolate was invented? So niggers can get dirty!
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