What do you call a bunch of mexicans getting stoned? Baked beans.
Asian pregnancy test: Stick a Rubik cube into vagina. Wait 30 seconds, if it's solved then there's a little Asian in there.
Your mama is so black you can only see her eyes and teeth at night.
How do you steal a Mexicans home? Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
what do you call a nigger woman having an abortion? A crime stopper!
Q: What is the difference between northern and southerner fairytales? A: Northerner starts off with "Once upon a time..." a southerner starts with "listen to this shit..."
Why do decent white folks shop at nigger yard sales? To get all their stuff back.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
What do you call a bunch of white people in a elevator? A box of crakers.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans? A: The black ones steal your watch.
Q: What happens when four mexican guys are standing in quick sand? A: Quatro Sinko.