How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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Whats the difference between a nigger and a large pizza?
A pizza can feed a family of four.
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A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?"
The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: What do you call a cremated black person?
A: 100% cocoa powder.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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Q: What does a black person have that is white?
A: His owner!
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Why did the white guy go to the black guy's yard sale?
To get his stuff back.
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Q: What do you call black people in a swimming pool?
A: Coco puffs.
Q: What do u call mexicans in the swimming pool?
A: Reeces puffs reeces puffs!
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Me: Staring contest. Go!
Me: O.O
Friend: -.-
Me: I win! You blinked! Haha
Friend: You bastard, I'm asian!
The anniversary of 9/11 approaches and I don't usually buy in to conspiracy theories, but did you spot that if you add 9 and 11 you get 20.
And that is curiously the average IQ of an American