How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
What do you call a mexican rolling in sand?
A churro.
Do not be racist , be like Mario.
He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
How do you remove one thousand flies in one motion?
Slap a Kenyan in the face.
Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
Vote:
How do you steal a Mexicans home?
Hook it up to your truck and drive off.
Q: What do you call two Asians playing basketball?
A: Ping-Pong
A fish is to water as Mexican is to lawn mower.
A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: What do black people smoke?
A: Niggerettes.
Vote: