How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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Her mother asked Leroy if this was true.
Leroy said "No. I told her when she turned seventeen I was goin to tampa with her."
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A: One comes out of the oven alive.
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A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
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A: Eight. One to carry him, the rest to carry his oranges.
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A: The park bench can support a family.
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Q: What's the difference between racist jokes and kids with cancer?
A: They never get old.
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Q: Do you know why so many blacks were killed in Vietnam?
A: Because every time the seargeant said: "Get down!" they stood up and started dancing.
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A: A pack of Gorillas.
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