How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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Q: Why are all black people fast?
A: The slow ones are in jail.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Q: Why are there only two paulbears at a black guys funeral?
A: There are only two handles on a garbage can.
I just saw a mexjcan guy walking down the street with a tv and I thought " wow, that looks just like mine."
But I knew mine was at home shining my shoes.
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What does a nigger do after sex?
25 years to life.
How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None. They just beat the room for being black.
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What do you get when you cross a Mexican with an Asian? A car thief that can't drive.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Q: What do you call a baby Mexican?
A: A paragraph because he's too short to be an essay!
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