How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place? Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
Q: What do you call a white guy with 5 black friends? A: Coach!
So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar. The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Guys, enough with the Asian jokes...they're all the same.
How are crayons like people? No one likes the white ones.
An Arabic kid joined my football team. All he did was blow the plays.
Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.
How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!
Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.