How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl? Throw them a basketball.
What is the difference between a Mexican and a book? A book has papers.
What did the black woman name her 5 sons? Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart? She just called them by thier last names.
Q: What is white at the top and black at the bottom? A: Society!
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo? Because there were only 2 vans.
I've got this black friend... just kidding.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized? Bean dip.
Q: What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float? A: You turn on the lights and shoot the black people stealing it.
What do you call 100 niggers on the bottom of the sea? A good start.
Whats long and Black?? The KFC line.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!