How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Why don't blacks have dreams anymore?
The last one who had a dream got shot.
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How do you get a Mexican chick to blow you?
You decorate your wiener with leaves.
Trust me, Mexicans love blowing leaves.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
What happens to black people after they die?
Nigger Mortis.
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One day I was walking on the streets when I saw someone running.
I stopped and asked them what happened, they said their neighbor lived in the dark and came today with black face.
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
What do you call two blacks on one bike?
Organized crime!
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