How do you keep 5 black guys from raping a white girl?
Throw them a basketball.
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Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian?
A: You know they'll swallow.
Why do mexicans walk around the school like they own the place?
Cause there dad built it and there mom cleans it at night.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car?
2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
Why were there only 5000 mexicans at the Alamo?
Because there were only 2 vans.
A white man walking down a beach kicks up a lamp, with hope he rubs the lamp.
Sure enough a genie pops out, and says, "I will grant you 3 wishes but be warned every black person in the world will get double what you wish."
After a thought he says he's got it.
"My first wish is i want a million dollars."
Genie "your wish has been granted and every black person now has 2 million dollars."
Man "Ok my second wish i want 10 thousand acres Genie.."
Granted but every black person in the world now has 20 thousand acres.
"And now you have but one wish."
"The man replies with my final wish... i wish you to beat me half to death."
A teacher was giving a lesson and was telling the pupils that we came from Adam and Eve.
A hand went up and the kid said, "But my dad told me that we come from apes, Miss?"
Miss replied, "Stay out of this one, Leroy!"
Q: What do you get when you cross a black person with a white person?
A: Bestiality.
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What do you call a person in china who doesn't eat dog?
A tourist.
Q: What is black white and rolls around in the sand?
A: A black man and a segal fighting over a carp.
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