Joke #8823

There was a boy standing on a corner selling fish. He was saying, "Dam fish for sale, dam fish for sale." A preacher walked up and asked why he was calling them dam fish. The kid said, "I caught them at the dam, so they’re dam fish." The preacher bought some, took them home and asked his wife to cook the dam fish. His wife looked at him in bewilderment and said, "Preachers aren’t supposed to talk like that." The preacher explained why they were dam fish, and she agreed to cook them. When dinner was ready and everyone was sitting down, the preacher asked his son to pass him the dam fish. His son replied, "That’s the spirit dad. Pass the fucking potatoes!"
Vote:
has 73.80 % from 50 votes. More jokes about: kids

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Son: "Daddy; why some of your hairs have turned white?" Father: "Every lie told by you makes one of my hairs white." Son: "Oh now I understood why all grandfathers' hairs are white."
Vote:
has 84.85 % from 298 votes. More jokes about: age, communication, dad, family, kids
"I just had sexed in school today, dad! You lied to me! You told me if I have sex before my 16th biurthday, my boyfriend will die." "Oh, he will, sweetheart, he will."
Vote:
has 67.10 % from 75 votes. More jokes about: age, birthday, dad, kids, sex
Once upon time, there were three friends playing on a beach. One kid's parents were good business people. The second kid lives in a good family where he is taught to respect his elders. The third kid was a poor redneck with an abusive father. Anyways, they were playing on the beach when a helicopter crashed down into the water. They saw a man drowning and all raced to save him. As they pulled the man to shore they realized it was Obama. The president then said, "Thank you kids for saving me! I'll give you each one wish!" The first kid said he wanted a helicopter. The second kid wished for some money. And the redneck asked for a wheel chair. Obama, concerned, asked why the poor boy wouldn't want some money for his family. The kid replied, "Cause when pap finds out what I've done, I ain't gonna be walking for a pretty long time."
Vote:
has 64.69 % from 76 votes. More jokes about: age, kids, old people, political, racist
Q: What's red and goes up and down? A: A tomato in an elevator.
Vote:
has 27.88 % from 26 votes. More jokes about: kids
Q: What sports team is the least safe around children? A: The Nashville Predators.
Vote:
has 72.71 % from 19 votes. More jokes about: kids, sport
It was graduation day and Mom was trying to take a picture of their son in a cap and gown, posed with his father. "Let’s try to make this look natural" she said. "Junior, put your arm around your dad’s shoulder." The father answered, "If you want it to look natural, why not have him put his hand in my pocket?"
Vote:
has 59.93 % from 25 votes. More jokes about: dad, graduation, kids
Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
Vote:
has 46.54 % from 13 votes. More jokes about: Chuck Norris, kids
A wife to her husband as they watch their young son playing: "He's such a sensitive child. Let's wait until he's older before we tell him you're an accountant."
Vote:
has 48.26 % from 16 votes. More jokes about: accountant, age, husband, kids, wife
What kind of rocks do young geologists play with? Marbles.
Vote:
has 22.36 % from 15 votes. More jokes about: kids
A couple placed an ad: "Have 4 sons, need advice on how to get a daughter." Responses: American: "Keep trying!" Briton: "Change Doctor!" Aussie: "Follow a special diet." Indian: "Practice yoga!" Pinoy: "Let me try!"
Vote:
has 74.72 % from 42 votes. More jokes about: couple, doctor, food, kids