Kids dream about having superpowers. Superpowers dream about having Chuck Norris.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Chuck Norris has 2 kids. We know them as Pain and Suffering.
Q: What does Superman, Batman, and Ironman have in common? A: When they were kids they wanted to be Chuck Norris
When Chuck Norris wants to burn calories, he throws fat kids into a camp fire.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he didn't play with Lincoln Logs, he built real houses.
Chuck Norris can't have children, because his dick wouldn't fit.
A group of children once said, "Red rover, red rover, send Chuck Norris over." Those children were the dinosaurs.
When Chuck Norris was a kid he taught his parents to stay away from strangers.
Chuck Norris was an only child. Eventually.
Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.