Joke #8872

I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.

Q: Why do you put babies into a blender feet first? A: So you can see the look in their eyes when you turn it on!

Q: What is height of Suicide? A: A dwarf jumping from the footpath on the road.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? One is white, plastic, and dangerous to children. You put groceries in the other.

Q: Whats worse then finding half a worm in your apple? A: The Holocaust.

Q: What do the Jews hate most about the Holocaust? A: The cost.

A ship goes out to sea and crashes. 6 people (1 woman and 5 men) survive and use a safety raft to float to this deserted island. Well, after spending several weeks on the island, they all begin to get really lonely and sexually deprived. So they come to this agreement. All of the men will marry the one woman for a week. So the first man has her for one week, the second man has her for the second week, and so on. Everyone will now be getting sex and they all agree to it. This goes on for five years and everyone is happy. Each man gets sex every fifth week and the woman gets to have sex whenever she wants with a different man every week. Well, a few weeks into the fifth year, the woman dies. The first week is pretty bad, the second week is still pretty bad, the third week is getting worse, the fourth week things are just bad, real bad, and the fifth week is just awful. It’s getting so very bad that on the sixth week they buried her.

Doctor to patient: "Why are you nervous?" Patient: "Because this is the first item I am going to have An operation." Doctor: "But I am not nervous though this is going to be my first operation."

What does a skeleton say when he wants to eat? Bone appetit!

Q: Why can't orphans play baseball? A: They don't know where home is.

What happened when the cannibal bit off a missionary's ear? He had his first taste of Christianity!