I'm thinking about opening a summer camp for jewish kids with adhd and dyslexia, I'm gonna call it Concentration camp.
What goes: "Click-is that it? Click-is that it? Click-is that it?" A blind person with a rubix cube.
Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
Q: Why did the boy fall off the swing? A: He didn't have any arms.
How many dead babies does it take to change a tire? Two, one to prop up the car and one to replace it incase it explodes.
Q: How do you get a black out of a tree? A: Cut the rope.
One day, Muhammad's wife called him a pedophile. In response, Muhammad asked his wife, "So, how does a 9-year-old know such a big word like that?"
Two Middle East mothers are sitting in a cafe chatting over a plate of tabouli and a pint of goat’s milk. The older of the mothers pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through photos. And they start reminiscing. "This is my oldest son Mohammed. He would be 24 years old now." "Yes, I remember him as a baby" says the other mother cheerfully. "He’s a martyr now though" mum confides. "Oh, so sad, dear" says the other. "And this is my second son Kalid. He would be 21." "Oh, I remember him," says the other happily, "he had such curly hair when he was born." "He’s a martyr too" says mum quietly. "Oh, gracious me…" says the other. "And this is my third son. My baby. My beautiful Ahmed. He would be 18," she whispers. "Yes" says the friend enthusiastically, "I remember when he first started school." "He’s a martyr also," says mum, with tears in her eyes. After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim mother looks wistfully at the photographs and says, "They blow up so fast, don’t they?"
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown costume!
Why is Hitler never invited to BBQ's? He always burns the franks.
W: Where did Lucy go during the bombing? A: Everywhere.