Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
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He was a huge racist, my dad, but he still tried to be a good father, you know?
Like, he would tell me that Santa Claus was black — that way, when I found out he didn't exist, it wouldn't be that big a let down.
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Why did you send us volcanic ash? Our airspace has shut down.
Iceland: What? That's what you asked for isn't it?
Europe: NO! We said cash! CASH!
Iceland: Woooops...
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My aunt died, God bless her, at a ripe old age of 104.
We called her Aunt Tique.
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I bet Rosa Parks killed it in musical chairs.
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