Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue?
A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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A guy wasn’t feeling well and went to the doctor for a check up.
He did the tests and waited.
After a while, the doctor came in with the results.
"Unfortunately, I have very bad news! You’re seriously ill! You have really not much time to live.."
"Doctor..! How much time do I have..?"
"Ten..."
"Ten what? Months? Years? What?!"
"Nine...Eight...Seven..."
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Q: What's red, white, and cries a lot?
A: A baby with a razor!
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What's the best way to pick up a Jewish girl?
Bring a dustpan to Auschwitz
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Q: What's the difference between Santa Claus and Jews?
A: Santa comes down the chimney.
What do you call a virgin on a waterbed?
A cherry float.
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Anyone want to try the ALS gas bucket challenge HMU.
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When you're driving and Nicki Minaj is on all 3 radio stations at the exact same time, there's nothing left to do except crash your car.
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Q. Why did Michael Jackson call Boys II Men?
A. He thought it was a home delivery service.
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Why do you unload a truck full of babies with a pitchfork?
So you can tell which ones are still alive.
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A ship with 30 sailors and one woman strands on a desert island.
After one month the woman says:
"I can not proceed in this way."
And she suicides herself. After another month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they bury the woman. The next month, the sailors say:
"We can not proceed in this way."
And they dig up the woman.
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