Joke #9620

Q: Did you hear her eyes were blue? A: Yeah, one blew this way, one blew that way...
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There are four people from different counties on the Empire State Building. One is Japanese, one is French, one is Mexican, and one is American. They all want to throw something off the building that they have a lot of in their country. The Japanese guy goes first. He throws off sushi. There is a lot of sushi in my country. Next is the French guy. He throws off a condom. There is too much love in my country. Next is the Mexican. He throws off a taco. There is too much taco in my country. Next goes the American. He looks around him and picks the Mexican up and throws him of the building and says: There are too much Mexicans in my country.
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Two clones are on a roof. One clone pushes the other clone off. The next day the police arrest him for making an obscene clone fall.
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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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What's worse than finding a dead baby on your pillow in the morning? Realizing you were drunk and made love to it the night before.
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What is the difference between turkey and mother-in-law? There is no difference: both are the best when they are cold on the table.
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Q: What do you do when you see a black man with half a face? A: Stop laughing and reload.
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