I called that Rape Advice Line earlier today.
Unfortunately, it's only for victims.
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A: Santa comes down the chimney.
Hitler is daddy!
Hump me!
Fuck me!
Daddy better gas them Jews.
My gas chambers love the smoke.
G-g-gas the Jews.
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First Cannibal: "Who was that girl I saw you with last night?"
Second Cannibal: "That was no girl, that was my supper."
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Mother: "But he is a lazy guy and heavy-drinker!"
Father: "But you have to start with something!"
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A: I don't know, there are twenty in my basement, and my basement light still isn't fixed.
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First cannibal: "Come and have dinner in our but tonight."
Second cannibal: "What are you having?"
First cannibal: "Hard-boiled legs."
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What's red and crawls up your leg?
A homesick miscarriage.
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Why did Hitler commit suicide?
He got the gas bill.
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