Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!
Yo momma’s so ugly, when they took her to the beautician it took 12 hours – for a quote!
Yo mama so fat she was floating in the ocean and spain claimed her for then new world.
Yo mama so fat she got a parking ticket for standing at a crosswalk.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo mama so stupid someone said Christmas was around the corner and she went looking for it.
Yo' Mama is so flat, the last time she felt a breast was in a KFC bucket.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing away all the Ws.