Joke #8875

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.

Yo' Mama's breath is so nasty, it makes onions cry.

Yo Mama so old... When she was at school...there was No history class!

"Yo momma so fat when she steps on a weighing machine, it read ‘one at a time, please'!"

Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.

Yo momma so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"

Nobody has ever told Chuck Norris a yo-mama joke and lived to tell about it.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, a cop saw her standing alone and told her to break it up.