Joke #8875

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself in safeway and starved to death.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Yo Momma so black when she goes swimming poeple thinks shes and oil spill.

Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.

Yo' Mama is so old, her teeth are like stars: they come out at night.

Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

Yo mama is so stupid that she spent twenty minutes lookin' at an orange juice box because it said "concentrate".

Yo momma’s so ugly, she makes onions cry.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!