Joke #8875

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so stupid, when I offered her animal crackers she said no thanks, I'm a vegetarian.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Yo mama so fat that when she works out too long she starts sweating cooking oil.

Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.

Yo momma’s so fat, when she went to the beach, she was the only one that got a tan.

Yo momma's so fat... Your family portrait has stretch marks

Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".