Joke #8875

Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her farts are classified as biological weapons.

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo mama so fat, when your dad tried eating your mom's pussy his head stuck in.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Q: What's the difference between 3 d*cks and a joke? A: Your mom can't take a joke.

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!

Yo' Mama is so dirty, they won't even use her bath water for waterboarding.