Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is like a race car: she burns through four rubbers a night.
Yo mama is so stupid that when he got a new bicycle he gave it to the charity funds.
Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Yo mama so fat when she tossed in her sleep she woke up in another time zone.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she chases the garbage truck with a grocery list.
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.