Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has a kickstand on her peg leg.
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her crabs use her tampon string as a getaway rope.
Yo mama is so fat every time she sits down they add another country to the map.
Yo mama so fat all the McDonald's food are gone.
Yo mamma is so fat, she got hit by a car and said: Who threw that rock???
Yo mamma so ugly she scares Chuck Norris!
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so fat she was in a parallel universe.