Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she went to KFC, she ordered the bucket of chicken on the roof.
You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper
Yo mama is so old in her time Burger King was know as Burger Prince.
Yo momma’s so fat, she’s on both sides of the family.
Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I walked past your fence, she came out barking.
Yo mama is so fat she doesn't need the internet. She is already world-wide!