Yo' Mama is so poor, she strips at Chuck E. Cheese for tokens.
Yo' mama so poor, she fills her ice trays with toilet water!
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mamas teeth are so yellow she helped Dorothy get to the emerald city.
You mama is so fat when we went to the beach the whales sang, "We are family."
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.