Joke #336

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say "Wow, is it Halloween already?

Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she not only got hit with the ugly stick, she must have got lost in an ugly forest.

Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.

Yo mama so ugly when she smiles her face hurts.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Yo mama so ugly that the football team yelled at her to get out of the bus.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.

Yo mamma so fat she broke your family tree.