Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo mama so short when she smokes weed, she cant even get high.
Yo mamas so fat she fits on both sides of the bed.
Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".
Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.
Yo mama so stupid she put lipstick on her forehead to make up her mind.
Yo mamma is like a piece of wood, flat and easy to nail.
Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.
Yo mama is so old, that when she farts all that comes out is dust.
Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."