Joke #336

Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."

Yo Mama is so fat, when she sweats, she smells like butter.

Yo Mama so hairy, when she shaved her legs, your dad thought she got a new carpet.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo' Mama's so fat, her scale reads "Game Over."

Yo Mama so old... She sat in front of Jesus in 1st grade.

Yo mama is so fat it took her three whole months to get through a door.

Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.

Yo mama is so black, she died on the sun.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she skips a meal, the stock market drops.

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"