Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.
Your momma so fat... When she goes to the zoo the elephants throw your momma peanuts.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama breath stanks so bad, instead of using baking soda, it smells like she uses baking ass!
Yo mama's so overweight she kills thousands just by sitting down.
Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.
Yo momma so fat when she fell, no one laughed, but the ground started cracking up.
Yo momma is so old that her titties sag all the way to hell!
Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.