Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo mama is so dumb she makes u look like a genius.
Yo' Mama is so stanky, she gets sourdough yeast infections.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Your so poor, I stepped in your house and stepped on a cigarette, and your mom said, "Who turned of the lights".
Yo' Mama is so fat, she puts in tampons with a bazooka.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she's going to be in trouble when the baboon wants its ass back.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo Mama's so stupid when she heard someone say it was chille outside,she went and grabbed a size 20 bowl.
Yo mama is so stupid, she was looking at the apple juice for few days cause it says "concentrate".