Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
You momma so stupid I see her walking the pigs down the street I'd asked "What she doing?" And she said "Going piggy back riding"!
Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo Mommas so fat it took me a bus and two trains just to get on her good side.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mama so ugly that she died of fright when she looked in the mirror.
Yo mama so slow that when she tried to cross the road she got a parking ticket.