Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
A frightened investor goes to his financial planner and asks if he’s at all worried about the volatility of the markets these days.
The planner replies that he sure does! In fact, he says that he sleeps like a baby.
The frightened investor was amazed!
"Really? Even with all the fluctuations?"
"Yup! I sleep for a couple of hours, and then I wake up and I cry for a couple of hours."
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
How long does it take a black lady to shit?
About 9 months.
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