Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: What is the official sport of Mexico? A: Border jump