Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies?
Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby.
Sum ting wong.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years.
One is pushing around a baby buggy.
The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed.
"Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?"
Murmurs the other woman.
"Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby?
It's annoying when it comes out black.
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What do you name an Asian baby with problems?
Sum ting wong.
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day.
One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby?
One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies.
Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying?
A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put?
In the hood!
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Q: What is the official sport of Mexico?
A: Border jump
The reason newborn babies cry is because they know they have just entered a world with Chuck Norris.
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