Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
What did the Asian parents name their retarded baby. Sum ting wong.
Two girlfriends meet again after a few years. One is pushing around a baby buggy. The first girlfriend looks at the baby and is perplexed. "Black skin? Blue slit eyes? A blonde afro? How did you do that?" Murmurs the other woman. "Damn gangbang! At least he doesn't bark!"
What do you name an Asian baby with problems? Sum ting wong.
Why is making toast like an interracial couple having a baby? It's annoying when it comes out black.
Q: How do Asians get their name? A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise. Example: Dong Ching Lau.
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Q: Why was the black baby crying? A: He had diarea and thought he was melting.
Three babies in the womb discuss what they would like to be when they grow up. The first one says, "I wanna be a plumber, so I can fix the pipes in here." The second one says, "I wanna be an electrician, so I can get some lights in here." The third one says, "I wanna be a boxer." The others look confused and ask, "Why do you want to be a boxer?" He proudly replies, "So I can beat the hell out of that rude bald guy who keeps coming in here and spitting on us."
Q: What do you call a black and white thing rolling down a hill A: A maori and a segull fighting over a fishhead.
What is funnier than a zombie baby hanging from a ceiling fan? Hitting it with a shovel when it comes around.