Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Your momma is so old, I slapped her in the back and her titties fell out.
Yo mama is so dark that that she can leave fingerprints on carbon.
Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo mama so fat Mount Everest tried to climb her.
Yo Momma so fat she sat on the beach and Greenpeace threw her in!
Yo momma’s so ugly, if she was a scarecrow, the corn would run away.
Yo mama so fat when she went swimming, The Japanese harpooned her and took her back to Japan to sell her blubber.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.