Joke #8903

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, she can only grow hair on her nuts.

Yo mamas so ugly when Bob the builder saw her he said "Oh cannot fix that."

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.

Yo mama's so fat, Godzilla tried to f**k her and fell in.

Yo mamma is so fat, when she went on a cruise, a walrus jumped aboard and started singing 'we are family'.

Yo mamma so fat, it takes her two trips to haul ass.

Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!