Joke #8903

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Government moved Halloween to her birthday.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she visits the doctor, they need a forklift to get her on the examining table.

Yo Mama's so fat, she makes Johana Hill look superbad at gaining weight.

Yo mamma so big she had to carry the VCR as beeper.

Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo mama so ugly when she tried to flirt her face went inside out.

Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.

Yo momma is so fat that when she went to the beach a whale swam up and sang, "We are family, even though you're fatter than me."