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Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
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Yo Momma's so fat that while she's sits on the beach, the lifeguard comes up to her to say, "Excuse me mame, but the tide wants to come in."
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Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
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Yo momma's so stupid when her son said break a leg, she really did.
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Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a dartboard? A: Yo' Mama's had more pricks.
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Yo' Mama is so poor, her face is on the food stamp.
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Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
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Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.
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Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
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