Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.
Yo mama's so lactose intolerant, human kindness makes her throw up!
Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she gave me an ear infection over the phone.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, her vibrator went soft.
"Yo momma so stupid she steals free bread!"