Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.
Yo' Mama is so short, she has to cuff up her panties.
Yo mama is so fat that she has to buy three airline tickets for her flight.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mama so fat she stepped on a Nintendo GameCube and turned it into a Gameboy.
Yo' mama so stupid, she walked into an antique shop and asked, "What's new?"
Your mom is so stupid she tried to drown a fish.
Your momma's so fat that when she sits on a penny Lincoln dies once again!!
Yo Mama so fat her BMI is measured in acres.
Yo mama so damn ugly,her mom throw her out the hospital window when she was born and said"You ugly ass bitch".