Joke #8903

Yo' Mama is like a postage stamp: you lick, you stick, you send her away.

Do you know why your mother is called Egypt? Because every time she shits she leaves a pyramid...

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.

Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she farts, her holey underwear whistles.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.

Yo Momma so fat she uses the interstate as a slip and slide.

You mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies she sits next to everyone!