Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
Chuck Norris kissed a girl once. She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris found Nemo with his eyes closed.
When Chuck Norris wants salad, he eats a vegetarian.
Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.
The pretty teacher was concerned with one of her eleven-year-old students. Taking him aside after class one day, she asked, "George, why has your school work been so poor lately?" "I’m in love," the boy replied. Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?" "With you," he said. "But George," she said gently, "don’t you see how silly that is? It’s true that I would like a husband of my own someday. But I don’t want a child." "Oh, don’t worry," the boy said reassuringly, "I’ll use a rubber."
Chuck Norris flosses with dynamite wick.
Chuck Norris once strangled a man with the mans own eyelash.
Chuck Norris' muscles are so developed that he's had intellectual conversations with them.
For Chuck Norris, there is no such thing as gambling. He already knows the outcome.