Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Why does a man like love at first sight?
It saves them a lot of time.
When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay:
"What is courage?"
He received an A+ for turning in a blank page with only his name at the top.
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Chuck Norris will never have a heart attack.
His heart isn't nearly foolish enough to attack him.
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