Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Everybody loves Raymond. Except for Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris cannot love, he can only not kill.
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Chuck Norris kissed a girl once.
She's still blushing, we call her Sun.
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Roses are red, violets are blue...
I'm in love but not with you...
When we broke up you thought I cried
But all it was...
Was another guy,
You told your friends that I was a trick,
I told mine that you had a weak dick...
I said I loved you
And you thought it was true,
But guess what baby?!
You got played too!
Chuck Norris doesn't churn butter.
He roundhouse kicks the cows and the butter comes straight out.
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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.
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A: CSI
Chuck Norris doesn't have a shadow. His shadow isn't stupid enough to follow him around.
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Everything King Midas touches turnes to gold.
Everything Chuck Norris touches turns up dead.
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