Love is one way to get to a persons heart the other is Chuck Norris' fists.
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Holding back an urge to smile, she asked, "With whom?"
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HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her, cuddle her, kiss her, caress her, love her, stroke her, comfort her, protect her, hug her, wine and dine her, buy gifts for her, listen to her, respect her, stand by her, support her, go to the ends of the earth for her.
HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN
Arrive naked... with beer.
Chuck Norris isn't just a name, it's a cause of death.
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Chuck Norris can one hit kill a creeper in Minecraft... With a stick.
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