Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris actually completed Tetris.
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Rome wasn't built in a day because they didn't ask Chuck Norris for help.
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Chuck Norris can whistle in five different languages, including sign language.
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The only reason Osama Bin Laden is dead is because they finally let Chuck Norris into Pakistan...
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A black hole is where Chuck Norris ripped the universe a new one.
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Leonardo DiCaprio had to ask permission from Chuck Norris to say the famous line "I'm the king of the world."
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For every victim of a Chuck Norris round house kick, there is a star.
As you can see, there are a lot.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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