Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Lou Gehrig considered himself the luckiest man on the face of the Earth, no one knew that it was because he was soon getting away from Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesen't fly, gravity collapses around him.
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Chuck Norris can talk with his mouth closed.
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According to leading scientists, the deadliest animal on the planet is the Bearded Norris.
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Chuck Norris doesn't have an ESC key on his computer, no one ever escapes.
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Everyone knows the speed of light...
Chuck Norris knows the speed of darkness.
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Chuck Norris can play the saxophone... while holding his breath.
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Chuck Norris doesn't give warnings. He doesn't have to, you should already know.
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At the age of 17, Chuck Norris was fired from his job in a car factory because he roundhouse-kicked a car in half.
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Chuck Norris can build a house from the roof down.
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