Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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We ask the president to make laws.
The president asks Chuck Norris.
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The original plan for Hiroshima and Nagasaki was to send in Chuck Norris.
We decided to go the humane route.
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Clark Kent had to call himself "Superman" because "Chuck Norris" was already taken.
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Chuck Norris runs until the Treadmill gets tired.
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The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
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Chuck Norris met an exclamation point and punched it in the face.
We now have questions.
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Chuck Norris can tie your hands behind your back with both hands tied behind his back.
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Justin Bieber has Chuck Norris fever!
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When Chuck Norris sets his watch, he sets time itself.
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Chuck Norris' snot rocket was used to take men to the moon.
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