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Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Santa Clause, The Easter Bunny, and the Tooth Fairy were all real at one time... then they met Chuck. There can only be 1 living legend.
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You know Chuck Norris' pet lizard, right? Last I heard, he was in the movie "Godzilla". Oh, and his pet turtle starred in "Gamera" as well.
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To run away from Chuck Norris man invented a car, then to catch them Chuck Norris invented crashes.
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Chuck Norris can watch an episode of 60 Minutes in a half-hour.
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Chuck Norris was about to die... until the Grim Reaper phoned in sick.
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Scientists believe that a giant meteor killed off the dinosaurs. This is true, if you can consider Chuck Norris to be a giant meteor.
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Once, an entire country disagreed with Chuck Norris. It's now known as the moon
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Depending on the circumstances, Chuck Norris will decide whether or not his farts will stink. If he chooses to have them stink, he will then also determine the appropriate percentage level of rankness delivered based on the demographics of the attending audience.
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Chuck Norris doesn't fall, he merely tests the durability of the floor with his face.
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Chuck Norris can drink an entire gallon of milk in forty-seven seconds.
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