Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris hit you tomorrow, is going to hit you yesterday, and you're now dead.
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When Chuck Norris visits Egypt, the sand didn't burn his feet, his feet burnt the sand, hence the discovery of glass.
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People sell their souls to the devil.
The devil sells his soul to Chuck Norris.
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There are no weapons of mass destruction.
Just Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris got added by facebook itself.
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Chuck Norris was once tested for steroids.
The results came back positive.
When confronted with this information, Chuck Norris chuckled and said, "Of course, what do you think they make steroids from?"
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Chuck Norris ate a sheet of paper, then later found an origami swan in the toilet.
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If you Google search "Chuck Norris getting his ass kicked" you will generate zero results.
It just doesn't happen.
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Chuck Norris once gave blood, it was put in cans and labelled 'Red Bull'.
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Chuck Norris only created Russians so he can use them to take over TGI Fridays.
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