Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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When Columbus discovered America, Chuck Norris has already worked there as Texas ranger.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a bear while on a survival trek in Siberia.
That incident was known as the Tunguska event.
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A Klondike bar would do anything for a Chuck Norris.
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Once Chuck Norris attempted to punch through a brick wall, but the brick wall crumbled in fear.
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Chuck Norris went for a swim in the ocean.
The sharks headed for land.
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The beatles originally said they were "Bigger than Chuck Norris", John Lennon was simply a warning.
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Chuck Norris can blow the answers away from the wind.
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Obama's health care plan won't cover injuries caused by a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick to the face.
Nobody would survive anyway.
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Motley Crue released a new song called "Roundhouse Kickstart My Heart" dedicated to Chuck Norris.
It will be number one in the top 40 forever.
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Chuck Norris can actually punch you in the soul.
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