Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once created a time machine and had to fight himself.
We call it The Big Bang.
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If Chuck Norris was on Minute to Win it, they would need 59 seconds of filler.
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Chuck Norris isn't a cat person but if he was, he would own 3 lions, a snow leopard, and cougar.
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Chuck Norris walks up his staircase to get to the basement.
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Chuck Norris can get a touchdown in baseball.
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When Chuck Norris cuts onions, the onins cry.
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Cavemen didn't invent fire Chuck Norris mearly clicked his fingers and gave it to them.
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Chuck Norris once broke a mirror over the head of a black cat while standing under a ladder on Friday the thirteenth.
The next day he won the lottery.
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Some check under their beds for "Penny Wise the Clown" before to sleep.
Penny Wise the Clown checks for Chuck Norris under his bed before going to sleep.
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