Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Vote:
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Chuck Norris doesn't scroll with a mouse.
He uses a lion.
Vote:
Chuck Norris Streams Netflix on his VCR.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can win a game of scrabble using only numbers.
Vote:
When Jeronimo jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "CHUUUUCCCKKK NNNNOOOORRRIIIISSSSSS!"
When Chuck Norris jumps out of an airplane, he yells: "MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
Vote:
Chuck Norris doesn't wear sunscreen, the sun wears Chuck Norris-screen.
Vote:
Chuck Norris can access private methods.
Vote:
Osama Bin Laden is hiding from Chuck Norris.
Vote:
We'll want to preserve Chuck Norris for future generations, when he dies.
We won't be needing cryogenics cos Chuck's already frozen.
Vote:
"Let bygones be bygones" is always subject to Chuck Norris' approval.
Vote:
The reason Chuck Norris has never been a doctor on House is because, he would find the diagnosis in one second.
It'd always be Norris Anger Disease.
Vote: