Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
Chuck Norris doesn't need a License to drive a car... The car needs a special license to be driven by Chuck Norris.
To be roundhouse-kicked by Chuck Norris means getting his autograph.
Chuck Norris has travelled many places and seen many faces. So too has his boot.
You don't invite Chuck Norris. He invites himself.
Everyone knows Chuck Norris' pet rock... he named it "Earth."
Chuck Norris knows no fear but fear has been known to hide from Chuck Norris.
There are only two things that can cut diamonds: other diamonds, and Chuck Norris.
The saddest moment for a child is not when he learns Santa Claus isn't real. It's when he learns Chuck Norris is.
Bears only poop in the woods when Chuck Norris says its ok..
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.