Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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When Chuck Norris works out, he doesn't sweat.
His body cries.
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My insurance policy says: "Does not cover acts of God, or Chuck Norris."
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Chuck Norris doesn't break bricks.
They fold under pressure.
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Chuck Norris once ran on the treadmil.
It couldn't keep up.
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Chuck Norris can watch DVD's on a VCR.
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Chuck Norris kicked the world once, it hasn't stopped spinning.
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Chuck Norris has no need to walk.
The universe simply moves around him.
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Chuck Norris is the only person that can make you feel a punch to your face in your groin.
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When Chuck Norris talks, people listen.
When he doesn't, people still listen.
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In the game 'Spore', The Grox are a result of Chuck Norris being allowed to create a species, but they had to be weakened to make the game possible.
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