Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
When everyone else can't, Chuck Norris CAN.
There was once a ship that wouldn't let chuck norris on board. It is now known as titanic
Dear Chuck Norris, Could you please close the door of your refrigerator. Thank you, Europe
Chuck Norris already has Final Fantasy XXI.
James Cameron wanted Chuck Norris to play the Terminator. However, upon reflection, he realized that would have turned his movie into a documentary, so he went with Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Chuck Norris can watch music.
Chuck Norris doesn't go on the Internet, he has every Internet site stored in his memory. He refreshes webpages by blinking.
Chuck Norris is so awesome, he can dodge rain.
There was a competition of arm wrestling between Chuck Norris and Superman. And guess what, the loser had to wear his undies over his pants!
A time paradox was invented when Chuck Norris went back in time to raise himself. Now he has provoked the event 2012.