Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris doesn't sweat.
He forces the air around him to cry and uses it's tears to cool himself.
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When Superman wants vacation time it has to be approved by Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris once won a rap battle against Eminem.
He just kept saying "Chuck Norris" in a raplike-fashion.
The crowds' heads exploded from amazement.
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Chuck Norris can hear pictures.
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Chuck Norris built Rome with a box of scraps.
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Charles isn't in charge.
Chuck is!
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Just announced that they are changing all the days of the week to Chuckdays.
Happy Chuckday everyone!
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The First Law of Thermodynamics states:
Matter cannot be created nor destroyed... unless it meets Chuck Norris.
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Chuck Norris can divide by zero.
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Chuck Norris' feminine side is manlier than the manliest man's manly side.
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