Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
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Chuck Norris once rolled a dice.
It landed on tails.
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Therefore, Chuck Norris is actually the all-time single-season home run king.
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Chuck Norris can win a game of Connect Four in only three moves.
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Local mountain lions have been complaining about the recent string of Chuck Norris attacks.
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Chuck Norris traveled around the world in 60 milliseconds.
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We're hoping Chuck Norris doesn't go bald on top.
It's a bad look with his mullet.
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Chuck Norris can land a multi-hit combo with only one punch.
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When Chuck Norris tries to kill himself, he always dodges the killing blow 'cause he's that awesome.
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Whiteboards are white because Chuck Norris scared them that way.
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Chuck Norris once round house kicked a fat kid in the stomach and his foot print stayed their until the kid lost the weight.
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