Chuck Norris is the only man to punch a cyclops between the eyes.
If you stare at the ameican flag long enough you'll see a 3D image of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris had never escape from jail. Jail escapes from Chuck Norris.
While vacationing in France, Chuck Norris went out for a casual bike ride and accidentally won the Tour de France.
Wet doesn't get Chuck Norris Chuck Norris gets wet.
Chuck Norris cannot only accelerate beyond the speed of light. He can also accelerate beyond the speed of dark.
Sticks and stones may break your bones, but Chuck Norris' glare will liquify your kidney.
Chuck Norris CAN have it both ways.
Chuck Norris once climbed Mt Everest by accident.
Most tough men eat nails for breakfast. Chuck Norris does all of his grocery shopping at Home Depot.
Chuck Norris got into Cambridge... without any qualifications.