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Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
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Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
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Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
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Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.
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