Joke #8962

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo mamma so hairy she has afros on her nipples.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Yo mama's so fat she uses two greyhound buses as rollerblades.

You're so ugly, Yo' Mama had to be drunk to breastfeed you.

Fly like a butterfly sting like a bee I slept with yo mama now it burns when I pee.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Q: What does your Mama and a slinky have in common? A: They aren't much to look at but you can't help cracking a smile when you see it tumbling down the stairs.

Yo momma is so fat, that when NASA put her on the moon, her breasts were the only things bouncing... just like on earth.