Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama is so fat, instead lint in her belly button, she's gathered full sweaters.
Yo Mama is so black, when she leans up against a white wall she looks like an alley.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Your mama's so stupid she tripped over a line on a basketball court.
Yo' Mama is so poor, my jack-o-lantern gets better dental work then she does.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran and got a bowl.
Yo mama so ugly that slender man didn't even want follow her.
Yo mommas so stupid when she licked a dog she said meow.