Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama is so fat when she left the room everyone could breathe again.
Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."
Yo mama so fat that she could use a bra as a parachute
Your momma is so fat that her measurements are 26-34-28, and her other arm is just as big!
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo' Mama is so fat, politicians fight over redistricting her ass.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo mama is so short you can see her feet on her passport picture.
Yo mama so fat when she jumped in the pool the water jumped out!