Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, your family prays after they eat.
Yo mama so stupid that she mourned wen we slaughtered a goat for Cristmas.
Yo mamma so stupid she locked herself out of her motercycle.
I could have been your daddy, but the line was too long.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo momma so ugly she threw a boomerang and it refused to come back.
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mamas so poor she traded her car for gas money.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.