Joke #8962

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like shit.

Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, when I asked what was for dinner, she took off her shoe and said, "Corns."

Yo mama is so stupid that when she got locked up in the supermarket she starved to death.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.

Yo mamma is so fat, her husband has to stand up in bed each morning to see if it's daylight.

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!

Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.

Yo mama is so fat that Weight Watchers said I give up.

Yo mama so stupid when I said I was going to the big apple she said bring me back one.