Joke #8962

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo mamma is so fat when she tried to go to McDonald's she tripped over Wendy's and landed on Burger King.

Your moms pussy is so hairy when your brother was born he died of rug burn.

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.

Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.

Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.

Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.

Yo mama is stupid, she put a book in her friend face and named facebook.

Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.

Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.