Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo mama is so fat that she could sell shade.
Yo mama is so ugly that when I showed a picture of my ass they said they are twins!
Your mom is so stupid she tried to wake up a sleeping bag.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.
Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, you need to put your head up her ass to get her perspective.
Yo mama's so black every time she gets in a car the check oil light comes on.
Yo mama so fat the only pictures you have of her are satellite pictures.
Yo momma’s so fat, her belly button doesn’t have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Momma IS SO FAT WHEN YOU GO AROUND HER YOU GET LOST!