Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Your mama is so thin she stepped on a scale and a scale said no papers plz.
Yo mama so fat you have to grease the door frame and hold a twinkie on the other side just to get her through.
Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".
Yo mama so heavy that when she went in the elevator as soon as one foot goes in falls strait to the bottom.
Yo mama so stupid she though iHop was a gym!
Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy needs a Sherpa to help get him on top.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, the only difference between her face and a bag of crap is the bag.
Yo Momma's a bowling ball. She is round and heavy, men stick three fingers into her and push her in the gutter. Then she comes rolling back for more.