Joke #8962

Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo momma’s so fat, when the family wants to watch home movies they ask her to wear white.

Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.

Yo mama is so fat she fell in love and broke it.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she was pulled over for drunk driving and asked to walk a line, she said, "Which one?"

You mamas so small she fell of her chair and committed suicide.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, she uses dental floss for toilet paper.

Yo mama so ugly that she doesn't need a costume for Halloween.

Yo mama so fat it took nationwide 3 years to get on her side.