Yo' Mama is so bald, her cornrows look like stitches.
Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, "I need your weight not your phone number."
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.
Yo Momma so ugly she makes blind children cry.
Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, every time you smack her butt, you can ride the waves.
Yo Momma SO STUPID WHEN THEY SAID THAT IT IS CHILLY OUTSIDE, SHE WENT OUTSIDE WITH A BOWL AND A SPOON.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.
Yo mama is so fat she made all the dinosaurs extinct.
Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? She kept throwing away all the W's!
Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.