Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King when he was still a prince.
Yo Momma so stupid, she thought seaweed is something fish smoke.
Yo' Mama is like my cell phone plan: 10 cents a minute anytime, anywhere, no restrictions.
Yo mama so bald, when she goes to bed, her head slips off the pillow.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo momma is so fat her bellybutton gets home 15 minutes before she does.
Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!
Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.
Yo mama so stupid she tried to make an appointment with Dr.pepper.
Yo momma's so stupid, she put two quarters in her ears and thought she was listening to 50 Cent.