Joke #8755

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo mamma is on a seafood diet, when she see's food, she eats it.

Yo mama is so stinky that she scared the fly's off the shit wagonrn.

Yo momma is so fat she made chocolate frogs go extinct.

Yo Mama so old... She used to gang bang with the Flintstones.

Yo momma’s so fat, the weather people give names to her farts.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo mama so nasty that when she goes to the universal studios children follow her shouting "Shrek! Shrek!"

Yo mama is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping out the basement window.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she thinks the Wu-Tang Clan is a Japanese orange drink company.

Yo mama is so poor that she has to take the trash IN.