Joke #8755

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she called the 7-11 to see when they closed.

Yo Momma's so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo momma so skinny she looks like a mic stand.

Yo' mama's breath so nasty, I don't know whether to give her Tic-Tacs or toilet paper!

Yo Momma's o fat she supplies 99% of British gas.

Your mom is so stupid she thought Nickelback was a refund.

Yo Momma is so fat… That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.

Yo Mama so poor, when I asked her what's for dinner? She pulled out a shotgun and said "The next motherfucker that moves!"

Yo Mama's like a fast food retaurant, she takes orders from the front and the back.

Yo mama like a door nob everyone gets a turn.