Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo momma so fat when she jumps up in the air she gets stuck!
Yo momma’s so ugly, the army doesn’t use guns any more – they use her picture.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!
Yo momma so fat that when she went to her prom she literally raised the roof.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."