Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she couldn't identify a picture of her feet.
Yo mamma’s so big, when she gets outside the house people start screaming: “Freak!”
Yo momma's so fat... She's sits on coal and farts out a diamond.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet.
Yo momma so fat that they had to install speed bumps at all you can eat buffet.
Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
Yo Momma is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she took a ladder to a Giants game.