Joke #8755

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo' Mama is so poor, her tv only has two channels: on and not working.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a hippo? A: One has a big mouth and a fat ass. The other lives in rivers in tropical countries.

Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.

Yo mama so ugly it caused Godzilla to go back to the ocean.

Yo Mama's so stupid I asked her to buy me a pare of sneakers and she came back with 2 candy bars.

Yo mamma is so fat when she went to the movie theater people said "Look at king Kong in 3D."

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo Mamma's mouth is like a pool table balls go in balls go out she gets paid and there is a new player every day.

"Yo momma so fat she fell in love and broke it!"

Yo' Mama is like a telephone book: available to the public, no charge.