Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama's vagina is so hairy when she had you, you came out with rug burns.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."
YOUR MOMS HOUSE IS SO POOR I WENT TO KNOCK ON HER DOOR AND A ROACH TRIPPED ME AND A RAT TOOK MY WALET.
Yo momma so nasty i had phone sex with her and she gave me an earinfection.
Yo mom a so fat she wore a Malcolm x shirt and a helicopter landed on her.
Your mom's so fat she sat on Big Lots and it turned into Lowes!!!
Yo momma’s so stupid, she cooks with Old Spice.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo mamma so ugly even Bob the Builder said, "We cant fix it."