Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Your momma is so ugly when she look in the mirror it shattered.
Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she wears a watch on each arm one for each time zone she's in.
Yo momma’s so stupid, she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Cif.
Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.
Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.
"Yo momma so fat when she lies on the beach no one else gets sunbath!