Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama so stupid that when I was drowning I yelled out to her that I needed a life saver and she said "Cherry or grape?"
Yo mama so fat she wouldn't fit in 10,000 movie seat's.
Yo mammas just like a video game... Rated E for everyone.
Yo Momma so fat, she rolled out of bed and everybody thought there was an earthquake.
Yo mama is so old she was electrocuted with steam.
Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.
Yo mama's so fat, when the police showed her a picture of her feet, she couldn't identify them.
Yo mama so fat when god said let there be light she was told to move out of the way.
Yo momma mouth so big, she speaks in surround sound.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.