Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo mama's so fat, she walked across the dance-floor...and the band skipped!
Yo mamma so fat she sat on a quarter and a booger shot out of George Washington's nose.
Yo mama so poor she bragged about the time she almost ate at a restaraunt.
My mama would whip my butt so bad in the grocery store, they would announce it on the speakers.
Yo momma so ugly that when she smiles in the mirror the reflection doesn't smile back.
Yo' Mama is so poor, she only goes to the grocery store for free samples.
Yo' Mama is so redneck, the door mat to her trailer home doubles as a mad flap for her pick up truck.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when the waiter brought out her strip steak, she asked where to tuck the dollar bills.
Yo mama so fat she was the comet that destroyed dusty depot.