Joke #9160

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo mama so stupid I told her I was going to the Super Bowl and she told me not to forget a spoon.

Yo mama's so fat, she's the reason why the universe is expanding.

Yo mamma so stupid, when I said lets hit the dance floor, she stated hitting it.

Yo' Mama is so skinny, her nipples touch.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo mamma so fat when she looked at the scale she yelled, "Thats not my weight, thats my phone number!"

Yo momma’s so ugly, she has to get her vibrator drunk first.

Yo Mama so stupid she put a peephole in a glass door!

Yo momma's so stupid, she gave your uncle a bl*wjob 'cause he said it'd help his unemployment.

Yo Momma is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!