Joke #9160

Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.

Your mamas so skinny she swallowed a meatball n thought she was pregnant.

Yo mama is so poor that when I saw her walking down the street with one shoe and said "Hey miss, lost a shoe?" She said, "Nope, just found one!"

Yo Momma so fat that when she puts on her yellow rain coat and walks down the street people shout out cab!

Yo Mama's glasses are so thick she looks at a map and sees people waving.

Yo mama is so fat, iPod converts into iPad, when she sits on it.

Yo mama is so fake even China denied that they made her.

Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!

Yo momma’s so ugly, the Elephant Man would have paid to see her.