Yo' Mama's teeth are so crooked, when she smiles, it looks like her mouth is throwing gang signs.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when I asked where her bathroom was, she said, "Fourth bottle from the left."
Yo momma’s so stupid, she put lipstick on her forehead, because she wanted to make up her mind.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, she voted for a pit bull wearing lipstick.
Yo mamma is so fat that she's a call of duty map!
Yo mama so ugly when she went to the bathroom, she scared the shit out of the toilet.
Yo mama so stupid she thought that 2 quarters were the famous singer every one said wow she's so "right".
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo' Mama is so nasty, the animals at the petting zoo make her wear gloves.