Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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Why do black people have white hands?
They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
Q: What do you call a redneck virgin?
A: A 7 year old that can run faster than her brothers.
Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
Whats faster than a black person stealing your car?
Him driving away in it.
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Why are niggers afraid of chainsaws?
Because when you turn on a chainsaw it says "Run nigga nigga nigga Run nigga nigga nigga"
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.