Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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A: A victim.
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A: Because he was surrounded by crackers.
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A: Boyscouts come back from their camp.
Why are black people good at basketball?
Because they run, shoot and steal.
What did Zimbabweans have before candles?
Electricity.
How do you know if an Asian robbed you?
Your homework is done and cats gone.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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Q: What happens when you stick you hand in a jar of jellybeans?
A: The black ones steal your watch.
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