Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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A: To keep the flies off the chicken
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors.
I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
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I thought I was real racist because I was liking those black men so black that if you looked at a picture of them, it looks like a negative.
What do you call a black woman thats had 5 or more abortions?
Crime fighter.
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Hitler calls a meeting of his best soldiers and commanders and tells them "Alright I want to order the assassination of one thousand jews and four hedgehogs."
Then one of his generals stands and says "But... Mein furhur why four hedgehogs?"
Hitler then smiles and says "See? No one gives a f*ck about the jews."
There is a 1000 niggers and one white guy, what is the white guy called?
Warden.
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Q: What do you call the ashes of a white person in a jar?
A: A jar of mayonnaise.
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In Heaven:
The cooks are French,
The policemen are English,
The mechanics are German,
The lovers are Greek,
The bankers are Swiss.
In Hell:
The cooks are English,
The policemen are German,
The mechanics are French,
The lovers are Swiss,
The bankers are Greek.
What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.