Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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Why dont mexicans cross the border in groups of 3's?
Cuz the signs at the border say no Trespassing.
What's the difference between a black man and a daycare?
A daycare knows when it has children.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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So a jew, a homosexual and a black man walk into a bar.
The bartender says: "Get the fuck out!"
How do you get a Jewish girl's number?
You pull up her sleeve.
Why is there no mexican olympics?
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Q: What's black and brown and looks good on a nigger?
A: A Doberman.
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people together...
A: A pack of Gorillas.
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