Joke #8983

Why do white people have pets? Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten. "Behave, my bubaleh," she says. "Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!" "And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh." "Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!" At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him. "So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?" The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
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There were three guys in Hell - Iranian, American, and a Chinese man. They asked Satan to let them call their family. The American called and talked for 10 minutes. He payed $1,000. The Chinaman called and talked for 15 minutes. He payed $2,000. The Iranian talked for an hour and only paid $10. The other men complained and Satan responded, "A call from Hell to Hell is local.
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Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
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What do you call a mexican rolling in sand? A churro.
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What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
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I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
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Saw this bumper sticker in L.A. - "I'm not drunk, I'm Asian"
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When terrorists feed their children, do they use the airplane method of "open wide" while making airplane noises? Or do they just smash it into their faces?
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Black Jesus turns water into Kool-Aid.
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Why do black people have white hands? They were up against the wall when God spray painted them!
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