Why do white people have pets?
Because the aren't allowed black people anymore...
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Why do Jews watch porn backwards?
Because their favorite part is when the hooker gives the money back.
How has Jesse Jackson lost the vote of most niggers?
He promised to create jobs for them if elected.
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How many Mexicans does it take to knock out paquiao?
Only Juan.
What do u call a Mexican getting baptized?
Bean dip.
An old Jewish man gets on the subway in New York and sees a priest.
He notices the white collar, and decides to ask what it’s about.
"Why do you wear your collar backwards?" The old Jewish man asks.
The Priest, being polite, responds, "Well, Sir, because I’m a father."
"I am a father too, but I wear my collar normal."
"Yes," the Priest begins, "but I am father of many."
The old Jewish man shakes his head. "I have 8 children, and so many grandchildren I don’t know most their names, and still my collar isn’t backwards."
The priest, aggitated, slams his fist in his palm "Sir! I am the father of hundreds!"
The elderly Jewish man, beweildered, stands to get off the subway, and leans over to the priest "Mister, maybe you should start wearing your pants backwards."
I'm not racist cuz racism is a crime, and crime ends in jail, and jail is for blacks.
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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What did God say when he created the first nigger?
Opps, I put the pubes on his head.
Q: How do u call an gay Indian guy.
A: Indi-anus
Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works .
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