Where's the safest place to be when a bunch of white guys are playing basketball? Under the Hoop
Why is there no mexican olympics? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim is already across the boarder.
Why are black people so good at Basketball? Cause all you have to do is RUN, SHOOT and STEAL.
The Winter Olympics. Letting white people win at sports no one else can afford to learn.
What's a mexicans' favorite sport? Cross country.
Whats the difference between usain bolt and hitler? Usain bolt can finish a race...
Did you hear the NFL is changing the color off the football to green? Yeah, you ever hear of a black person droping a watermelon?
What does NBA stand for Niggas Boucing Around.
Basketball is the perfect game for a black person. All you do is run, shoot and steal.
What do you call a white guy surrounded by 3 niggers? In trouble. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 5 niggers? Coach. What do you call a white guy surrounded by 1000 niggers? Prison Warden.
Q: Why can't white people swim? A: Cause they get soggy.