Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.