Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.
You mama is so fat, when she lies on the beach Greenpeace try to push her back in the water.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.
Your mamas feet are so scaly you can see crocodile dundy in her foot bath.
"Yo momma so fat they have to grease the bath tub to get her out!"
Your mama so ugly when god was making light he told her to step out the way.
Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her.
Yo mama is so fat, she doesn't fit in this joke.