Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' mama got such bad dandruff, the principal declared a snow day!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo momma's so ugly, Freddie Kruger took a paternity test to prove he wasn't her son.
Yo mama is so fat, the army used her pants for a parachute.
Your momma so stupid, when I told her it was chilly outside she ran out with a spoon!
You so ugly, when Yo Momma drops you off at school, she gets a ticket for littering.
Yo mamma’s so fat, her belly button looks like a black hole!
Your momma so ugly she gave Freddy Kruger nightmares.
Yo Mommas so stupid she got lost in a telephone booth.
Yo mama's so dumb that when she saw the "Under 17 not admitted" sign at a movie theatre, she went home and got 16 friends.