Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she keeps her diaphragm in a pizza box.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo mama's so technologically unsavvy, she leaves out pieces of cheese next to the computer!
Yo mama is so fat they thought her butt was a new planet.
Yo' Mama is so dumb, if her brains were farts, there wouldn't be enough to stink.
Yo Mama So Black When I Shot Her, The Bullet Came Back And Asked For Flashlight.
Yo momma so old... She left her purse on Noah's Ark.