Joke #9009

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Vote: has 54.16 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama

Similar jokes

See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.

Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Vote: has 62.61 % from 13 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: catholic, kids, work, Yo mama
Your mama is so black when God saw her he said "Oh man I burnt one again."
Vote: has 62.76 % from 120 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: god, Yo mama
Yo mama's so fat that when she goes walking on the beach in heals she strikes oil.
Vote: has 53.58 % from 21 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!
Vote: has 81.84 % from 3793 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Christmas, college, Santa, ugly, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, if she buys a fur coat, a whole species will become extinct.
Vote: has 78.49 % from 270 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: animal, fat, insulting, money, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when she went to buy a color television, she left the store because they didn't have one in pink.
Vote: has 46.10 % from 8 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: insulting, stupid, technology, Yo mama
Yo mama is so fat when she wears red they say look a firetruck.
Vote: has 64.78 % from 14 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: car, fat, insulting, Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so nasty, her mouth is like an Almond Joy bar full of nuts.
Vote: has 60.16 % from 12 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo mamma’s so fat, that if you throw her out the window people will start screaming: Look, a flying saucer!
Vote: has 42.25 % from 16 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: Yo mama
Yo' Mama is so fat, she got stuck in the great outdoors.
Vote: has 44.24 % from 10 votes. Send joke:

More jokes about: fat, insulting, Yo mama