Joke #9009

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo' Mama is so fat, the donut shop accused her of stealing their jelly rolls.

Yo' Mama is so poor, when she goes to the park, the pigeons throw her bread.

Yo mama's feet are so ashy, it looks like she kicks flour for a living.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

Yo mama is so fat, when she's on an elevator, she has to go down!

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.

Yo mama so ugly, she's the reason Mario jumps high.

Yo Mama is so skinny, every time she hiccups she does a backflip.

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.