Joke #9009

Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.

Yo mama so old her social security number is 3!

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she was asked to leave the OTB.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo momma so dumb she threw a ball at the ground and missed.

Yo mama is too black like she was born in a burning hospital.

Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.

Yo momma so fat, she bounced over Wal-Mart, rolled over KMart, and landed on target.

Yo mama so fat she puts insurance on her food.

Your mamma is so fat when she steps on the scales it says one at a time please.