Yo mama is so small that she plays handball on the curb.
Yo' Mama is so ugly, she has to sneak up to water fountains to get a drink.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her shadow quit.
Yo mama teeth are so yellow when she smiles traffic slows down.
You mama so bugle one detection went the other derection.
Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!
Your Momma is so fat, she takes her picture with Google Earth.
Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.
Yo mama is so stupid, I said it was going to be chili out and she grabbed a bowl and a spoon.
Yo Mommas SO POOR I SEE HER KICKING A CAN DOWN THE ROAD, I SAID "WHAT YAR DOING " SHE SAID "MOVING"!