Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama is so stupid, she did her dad last night.
Yo' Mama's cooking is so bad, the homeless give it back.
Yo Mama's so Web 2.0, she makes you call her Mothr!
Yo mamma so fat she doesn't play temple run she plays temple roll.
Yo mama so fat she lay on the beach and people run around yelling Free Willy
Yo Momma's so stupid that she burned down the house with a CD burner.
Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!
Yo Momma is so ugly that she scares blind people!
Yo mama so damn short, she uses salt shaker as a toilet.