Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo momma is so fat when she walked by the TV i missed 3 episodes!
Yo momma so fat when she steps on a scale it says TO BE CONTINUED...
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she passes by a bathroom the toilet flushes.
"Yo momma so fat even her clothes have stretch marks!"
Your mama so fat when she goes in Walmart and goes out it's gone.
Yo mommas so black that when she walked outside the street lights turned on.
Yo' Mama is so fat, her shadow is used for the witness protection program.
Your mama's so fat she asked for a water bed and we threw a blanket on the ocean.
Yo momma's so fat... When a cop saw her he told her Hey you two break it up!
Yo Mamma so fat I took a picture of her last month, and it's still printing.