Joke #5009

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo mama is so fat, that she broke stairway to heaven.

Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.

Yo mama so fat, the only way scientists found out about space because you could see her from Earth.

Yo mama so fat when she was in school she sat by everybody!

Yo mama so ugly when Santa came down the chimney he said ho! ho! hoooollly shit!

Yo mommas so stupid she failed a survey.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow raincoat, the kids yell, "Here comes the school bus."

Yo mama is so fat that she took geometry at the school because she heard there will be some pi.

Yo momma’s so ugly, when she takes her bra off she looks like she has four big toes.

Yo Mama so old... She recalls When the Grand Canyon was a ditch.