Joke #5009

Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo mamma’s so fat that if she wants to go piss the toilet would break!

Your mama is so short, she was able to get an job application with the Oompa Loompas!

Your mamma so old that her first Christmas was the first Christmas when Jusse said his first words you a hoe.

Yo mama's so fat, when she stepped on a train track, the warning lights went on.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Yo' Mama is so stupid, she's as useless as a screen door on a submarine.

Yo mamma is like the sun, stare at her and you'll go blind.

Yo mama so bald, when she puts on a turtle neck she looks like a roll on deodorant.

Yo mama's so black if she sat in a jacuzy the water turned into coffee.