Yo momma so poor... She waves an ice lolly around and calls it Air conditioning.
Yo mama so old she had a wedding picture with George Washington.
Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."
Yo momma is so stupid she stared at an orange juice container for 2 hours because it said concentrate.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Yo' Mama is so fat, she has to use a telephone pole as a tampon.
Yo mama is so stupid that when a teacher told the class nobody is perfect, he replied, "I want to become nobody!"
Yo mama's so fat, they used her for a trampoline at the Olympics.
Yo' Mama is like ass hair: totally useless and full of sh*t.
"Yo momma so fat she stands in two time zones!"