Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo momma so poor... I walked into her home, asked if I could use her toilet, and she said "Sure thing, it's 4th tree on your right..."
How much do I owe Yo' Mama? My dog came home happy last night.
Yo Momma so fat she has seat belts on the chairs to keep her fat from rolling off!
Yo mama is so stupid that she thinks Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
Yo mama so fat that when god said let there be light. When god saw her he said let there be darkness.
Yo' mama so stupid, she told me to meet her on the corner of "walk" and "don't walk."
Yo momma’s so fat, ‘Place Your Ad Here’ is printed on each of her butt cheeks.
Yo Mama is like a refrigerator. Meat goes in and out all day.
Yo mama is so fat she turned a monster truck into a low rider.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dog to play with her.