Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Yo mama's so fat when she made a YouTube account the entire network crashed.
Yo mama so fat, when she plays hopscotch, she plays like this New York, Chicago, New Orleans, L.A.
Yo mama is so stupid she married a carpenter just to get nailed.
Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.
Yo momma’s so fat, she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said H —— d.
Yo momma’s so stupid, when she went to a movie and it said, ‘Under 17 not admitted’, she went home to find 16 relatives.
Yo' Mama is so stupid, when her batteries die, she buries them.
Yo' Mama is so skanky, when yo' daddy suggested doggie style, she laid down and licked her balls.
Yo mama is so ugly she made the ugliest person in the world cry.
Yo' Mama is so nasty, she put a cucumber in her panties and pulled out a pickle.