Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.
Similar jokes
See also best jokes rated by other visitors or new jokes.
Yo mamas so nasty, she went to the hair salon, took off her shirt, and said "I wanna impress a boy, so braid it."
Yo mama's lips are so big when you smile you wet your hair.
Vote:
Yo' Mama is so ugly, when I took her to the zoo, the security guard thanked me for bringing her back.
Yo momma's so old her first job was as Cain and Abel' babysitter.
Yo mama's so skinny, she used a needle for a baseball bat.
Yo Momma is so fat…
That she makes Godzilla look like an action figure.
Yo mama has been passed around by so many black dudes, they now call her..Spalding!
Yo momma’s so fat, her driver’s license says, ‘Picture continued on other side’.
Yo' Mama is so fat, yo' daddy only sees the other side of her every 4 years.
