Joke #7928

Yo' Mama is so nasty, her vagina's in the Axis of Evil.

Yo mama is so poor, I saw her kicking a can down the street and I asked her, "What are you doing?" and she said, "Moving".

Yo momma so poor... When I saw her wobbling down the street with 1 shoe, I hollered - "Lost a shoe?", and she said - "Nope...just found one..."

Yo Momma is so poor when her friend came over to use the bathroom she said ok, choose a corner.

Yo mama's so fat, when she leaves the beach everybody shouts "The coast is clear."

Yo mamma's so stupid she got trapped in a bathroom and wet her pants!

Yo momma's so fat; she's got her own zip code!

What's the difference between a rooster and your mom? A rooster says cockadoodledoo, Your mom says anycockledoo.

Yo momma’s so fat, she has to use a lawn chair instead of a Thigh Master.

Yo mama so ugly, even goldfish don't smile back.

Yo Mama so poor I saw her with one shoe in the garbage can and I said, "Did you lost a shoe." And she said, "Nope I just found one."