An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Someone just knocked on the door selling raffle tickets for poor black orphans. I said "Fuck that, with my luck I'd probably win one."
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
A Jewish boy asked his father "Father, can you lend me 50 dollars?" The father replied, "40 dollars, What do you need 30 dollars for?"
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?
Why arent black people affended by thes jokes? Because they cant read.
If the world population was made into a sweater, where would the black people be put? In the hood!
Q: How was copper wire invented? A: Two jews fighting over a penny.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.