An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.
Q: What do you call a redneck that's bursting into flames? A: A fire cracker.
How does a black woman know when she's pregnant? When she pulls out her tampon all the cotton is picked off.
Q: What is long and black? A: An unemployment line
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer". The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?". "The white man says "I don't know lets find out". They switch places. The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer". The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
There is three kids sitting at the lunch table one day. One kid ask what do you call a mixed baby? One replies a zebra,another replies a mistake and the third one replies. Rape
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Q: What's the best thing about a blowjob from an Ethiopian? A: You know they'll swallow.
Q: What do you call a bunch of black people running up a hill? A: Backed up sewage.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.