An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
How do you fry a Mexican? You turn on the fence.
What do you get when you cross a brassiere with Texas? Playtex.
How do Chinese people name their kids? Throw a spoon down the stairs. CHING CHANG CHONG TING.
Two Jewish guys are walking when one notices a sign on a Catholic church that says "Convert to Christianity, and we'll give you $100." The one says to the other, "should we do it?" The other says "NO!! Are you crazy?" The first guy replies "Hey, a hundred dollars is a hundred dollars... I'm gonna do it." So he walks in to the church, and little while later, he walks back out. The friend says "well, did you get the money?" He replies "Oh that's all you people think about, isn't it?"
Why don't you play uno with Mexicans? They steal all the green cards
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for? A: Black Family Inside.
Why can't Chinese couples have Caucasian babies? Because two Wongs don't make a white!
Remember the black guy from the Jetsons? Ain't the future great?
What do you call a black woman who got an abortion? A member of crimestoppers of america.
Q: Why should you be more afraid of a white guy in jail than a black guy? A: You know the white guy actually committed the crime.