An American was hopelessly lost in the Highlands and wandered about for nearly a week. Finally, on the seventh day he met a kilted inhabitant. "Thank heaven I’ve met someone," he cried. "I’ve been lost for the last week." "Is there a reward out for you?" asked the Scotsman. "No," said the American. "Then I’m afraid you’re still lost," was the reply.
What do the KKK and Nike have in common? They both make a nigga run faster.
A cowboy and a retard are sitting at home bored. The cowboy says," let's go down to the bowling alley and beat up niggers." The retard says ," OK ". When they arrive , the cowboy sees five black dudes bowling. He goes over and starts beating their asses. He stops and looks to see the retard smashing bowling balls with a sledgehammer. He goes over and says, " hey... I thought we was gonna beat up niggers?" The retard responds, " yeah...you get the live ones, I'll kill the eggs ."
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
I was walking by a car filled with black kids, and I heard a *click* as they locked the doors. I felt like such a bad-ass until I realized it was my car.
Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you heard Juan you've heard Jamal.
Q: Why did the little black boy start crying when he had diarrhea? A: He thought he was melting.
What do u call 4 mexicans sinking in quicksand? Quatro,sinko.
Q: What do you call a violent minority? A: A thug. Q: What do you call a violent white guy? A: Officer.
What’s black with only one leg? A lame nigger!
How do you know Adam and Eve were not black? Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man?