Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
I'm not racist, some of my best slaves are black.
Do not be racist , be like Mario. He's an italian plumber, made by Japanese people, who speaks english, looks like a mexican, jumps like a black man, and grabs coins like a jew!
Q: What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in a pile of leaves? A: Rasin Brand.
How do you fit 54 Jews in a car? 2 in the front 2 in the back and 50 in the ashtray.
I was going to tell a chinese joke, but it's just wong.
How do you tell if a black girls pregnant? Shove a banana up her vagina and if you pull it out half eaten then you got a monkey on the way.
Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter.
How many white cops does it take to push a black man down a flight of stairs? None. He fell.
What do you call Americans pushing a car up the hill? a: White Power. What do you call Asians pushing a car up the hill? a: Asian Power. What do you call Mexicans pushing a car up the hill? a: Grand Theft Auto.
What do you call a bunch of white people running down a hill? A Avalanche.