Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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Why are niggers like sperm?
Only 1 in a Million actually works.
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A nigger and a spic fall from a tree, who hits the ground first?
The spic, the nigger never makes it because he's stopped by the rope.
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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Why arent black people affended by thes jokes?
Because they cant read.
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What happened to the Asian when he walked into a wall with a boner?
He hit his nose.
Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man?
A: Bigfoot has been spotted.
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Three guys, one Irish, one English, and one Scottish are out walking along the beach together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give you each one wish, that’s three wishes in total," says the Genie.
The Scottish guy says, "I am a fisherman, my Dad’s a fisherman, his Dad was a fisherman and my son will be one too. I want all the oceans full of fish for all eternity."
So, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" the oceans were teaming with fish.
The Englishman was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall around England, protecting her, so that no one will get in for all eternity."
Again, with a blink of the Genie’s eye "poof" there was a huge wall around England.
The Irishman asks, "I’m very curious. Please tell me more about this wall."
The Genie explains, "Well, it’s about 150 feet high, 50 feet thick, protecting England so that nothing can get in or out."
The Irishman says, "Fill it up with water."
Q: How do you know if you have a asian neighbour?
A: They have been reported in over 10 car accidents on the news, their car has scratches, their on P's and they park one car on their driveway which is meant for to cars, and they park their second car in front of your house.
What do u do when your sitting in the dark and your TV starts to float?
You turn on the lights and shoot the black guy stealing it.
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