Joke #1641

Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons? A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?

Q: What's the difference between a black guy and a trampoline? A: You take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

How do you suffocate a nigger? Tell him there's weed inside the pillowcase.

How do you know if an Asian robbed you? Your homework is done and cats gone.

Q: How do you blindfold a Gook? A: You use dental floss.

Three guys (Asian, American, and a Mexican) are on a hot air balloon trying to get back home. Something punctured the hot air balloon so now its going down really fast. The three guys decided to throw stuff that they don't need away so the balloon won't fall down too fast. The Asian threw away rice and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The Mexican threw away beans and said, "I have a lot of this in my country." The American threw over the Mexican. The Asian was like, "Why did you do that for?" The American said, "We have a lot of these in my country."

Q: What's the difference between bigfoot and a hard working black man? A: Bigfoot has been spotted.

Yo mamma so black when she gets in the car the oil light turns on.

Three guys are on a plane, ones black, ones white, and ones Mexican. The pilot says: "there's to much weight you all need to throw something off the plane." The black guy throws his Jordan's and says: "we have to many of these in our country" The Mexican throws off his lawn mower and says: "we have to many of these in our country". The white guys throws the Mexican and says: "we have to many of these in our country"

A Mexican and a black person jump off a bridge, who wins? Society.

How do you know when an Asian has been in your house? Your computer is updated, your math homework is finished, there's a Vietnamese whore in your bathtub with a violin up her ass (thanks to a horny Chen Li), a dog in your microwave, and the bastard is still trying to pull out of your driveway!