Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor.
A white family lives on the top floor.
A mexican family lives on the second floor.
A nigger family lives on the botom floor.
At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it.
Which family lived?
The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Q: Did you hear about the Mexican that went to college?
A: Neither did I.
Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
Q:What's the most dangerous job in America?
A: The graveyard shift at a KFC in the projects.
A young Jewish Mom walks her son to the school bus corner on his first day of kindergarten.
"Behave, my bubaleh," she says.
"Take good care of yourself and think about your Mother, tataleh!"
"And come right back home on the bus, schein kindaleh."
"Your Mommy loves you a lot, my ketsaleh!"
At the end of the school day the bus comes back and she runs to her son and hugs him.
"So what did my pupaleh learn on his first day of school?"
The boy answers, "I learned my name is David."
Life Lemons Saying:
White Guy: When Life gives you lemons enjoy them with friends.
Black Guy: When Life gives you lemons sell them, buy a gun, point it at life and say "More lemons mother Fucker".
Q: Whats the most worthless thing on a woman's body?
A: A Mexican.
How are crayons like people?
No one likes the white ones.
Q: Why do white people scare black people?
A: Cause they always try kill your ass.
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Why don't black people dream?
Because the last black guy that "had a dream" got shot
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