Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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A man on a beach sees a shark near a child in the shallows.
Ignoring personal safety, he dives in the water and, with his bare hands, kills the shark.
He brings the tot to shore and is met with tumultuous applause from spectators.
"Geez, mate" says a reporter "You should get a medal. What part of Australia are you from?"
Modestly our hero says: "Actually I'm from England."
The next days newspaper headline says "Pommy mongrel kills child's pet"
Q: What's the difference between a toilet and a Kardashian?
A: Nothing! They both accept big brown stinky turds!
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What does a British potato say when it thinks something is wonderful?
It's mashing!
What do you call a fat Chinese prostitute?
Chun Ki Ho.
A white man walks into a bar and says to a bartender "Hey nigger. Gimme a beer".
The bartender says "Don't say that to me. What happened if I said something like that to you?".
"The white man says "I don't know lets find out".
They switch places.
The black comes in and said "Hey honkey, gimme a f*ckin' beer".
The white man says "Sorry. We don't serve niggers"
Q: What does the BFI on the dumpsters stand for?
A: Black Family Inside.
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Q: What's the difference between an Indian and a toilet?
A: The toilet smells good when it gets cleaned.
What did the black epileptic have written on his t-shirt?
"Help I'm not break dancing"
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What do you call a black pilot flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.
What does a black person and Batman have in common?
They both can't leave home without Robbin.
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