Q: Have you ever seen a black person on the jetsons?
A: NO. Looks like a good future doesn't it?
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A 5 year old black boy walks up to a 5 year old white boy and says, "My daddy's goy a car.
When he honks the horn it goes 'honkey honkey'".
Little white boy says, "shit, my daddys got a chain saw when he starts it up it goes 'run nigga nigga run'".
Q: How do Asians get their name?
A: They throw a pan down the hall and listen to the noise.
Example: Dong Ching Lau.
What do you call 100 million black guy skydiving during the daytime?
Nightfall.
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When a white person delivers an asian baby.
White person: "Congratulations he looks like your husband... mom... cousin... uncle... neighbor..."
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Q: What's the difference between a jew and a pizza.
A: One comes out of the oven alive.
The world is like a jar of jelly beans.
Everybody hates the black ones.
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What do you call an Asian billionare.
Cha Ching.
Q: Why do German shower heads have 11 holes?
A: Jews have 10 fingers.
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Q: How do you start a black parade?
A: Roll a 40 down the street.
How do you kill half of Ethiopia?
Throw a piece of bread off a cliff.
How do you kill the other half?
Tell them it still has not been eaten.
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