Joke #9117

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo' Mama is so fat, she uses transport trucks as roller skates.

Yo momma’s so stupid, she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.

Yo mama's so stupid, she thought "Dunkin' Donuts" was a basketball team.

Your mama is so ugly she jumps and the gravity did not return.

Yo mama is so poor that she had to get a second mortgage on her cardboard box.

Yo' Mama is so fat, when she walked past the TV, I missed a two-hour special of "Lost."

Yo momma so poor... When I rang her doorbell, SHE said 'Ding-Dong'

Yo' Mama is so fat, you have to slap her thigh and ride the wave in to have sex with her.

Yo momma so stupid she sits on the TV, and watches the couch!

Yo momma's so fat; she's in two time zones at the same time!