Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy.
Yo momma so ugly that she made all her blind kids cry.
Your mama so fat she eats ice cream with a shovel.
Yo momma’s so ugly, she got a sex change and the surgeon had to flip a coin.
Your mama so old she was friends with Cleopatra.
Yo momma’s so fat, she fell off a boat and the captain yelled, ‘Land Ho!’
Your momma is so ugly when she gets her beauty sleep she falls into a coma!
Yo mamas so ugly, she scares blind kids away.
Yo mama so old when she raised her eyebrows they fell off.
Yo' Mama is so dirty, roaches check into her laundry basket, but they don't check out.