Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo momma’s so ugly, her dentist treats her by mail order.
Yo moma so fat she jumped off the Grand Canon and got stuck.
Yo' Mama is so poor, her bathroom consists of a tin can and a pile of leaves.
Your mom's so dumb, she threw the dog and told the stick to fetch!
Yo mama's so poor when she heard about the last supper, she thought she ran out of food stamps.
Yo mamma so ugly that her birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.
Yo mama so poor the i saw her rolling a can and said what are you doing she said moving!
Your mama's teeth are so messed up....i thought her tongue was in jail!
Yo momma so fat when she saw a bus she said come back Twinkie.
Yo' Mama is so poor, when she picks a booger, she yells, "Clap your hands and stomp your feet, praise the Lord, we got meat!"