Joke #9117

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo momma’s so ugly, if you look up ‘ugly’ in the dictionary, there’s a picture of her.

Yo momma so fat when she stepped on the scale it came up with my phone number.

Yo momma so fat when she goes camping the bears hide their food.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, her zits don't want to be seen with her.

Yo' Mama is so ugly, when she was born, her mama called her a treasure, so her daddy offered to bury her.

Yo' Mama is so flat, paper gets jealous.

Yo' Mama is so nasty, simply bathing is part of her weight loss program.

Yo mama so fat when she uses a space shuttle as a vibrator.

Yo momma is so ugly that Superman lost his supervision and went blind.

Your momma is so ugly she made One Direction go another direction.