Joke #9117

Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.

Yo' Mama's hair is so full of dandruff, when she shook her head, the principal called a snow day.

Yo mama is so ugly, Bob the Builder said: '' holy fuck we can't fix that.''

Yo' Mama is so ugly, the tide wouldn't even take her out.

Yo mama is so stupid that she thought starbucks are money in space.

Your momma's so fat the only time she sees "90210" is when she's on a scale.

Yo mama so old her drivers license in hieroglyphics.

Yo mama so ugly when she looked at the sun, it turned nighttime.

Yo mama is so stupid she was the reason the walking dead was made.

Yo mama is so poor, I went to her place for dinner the other day, and when I asked what we were having, she put her foot up on the table and said "corn !".

Yo mama so ugly that when she delivered a little baby after birth the baby saw mum and screamed "It's a gorilla!".