Yo' Mama is so skanky, she can make out with a toothpick in her mouth.
Yo mama's so fat, that her MySpace has no space.
Yo momma’s so ugly, when she was lying on the beach, the cat tried to bury her.
yo momas so stupid when theives broke into her house and stole the TV she chased after them shouting ''wait you forgot the remote''.
Yo' Mama is so fat, she brought on world hunger.
Yo mama is so stupid that she bought curtains for her computer just because it had Windows.
Yo mama so poor I sat on the garbage can and she said get off from my roof.
Yo momma is so poor the ducks throw bread at her.
Yo mamma is stupid she bought tickets to Flo ridas concert but instead she went to Florida.
Yo mamma so small she uses a Dorito for a hang lider.